Teen Films

"The "Slicer" - The "Dicer" - And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!"

"Place your bets!"

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, Jason's at your door..."

"Evil will battle Evil."

"Even a killer has something to fear."

"Evil vs. Evil."

"So, you're the one everybody's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?"

"Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep."

"[Surprising Lori] Your eyes say no, no! But my mouth says yes! Yes!"

"[After Jason steals his kill] She's mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!"

"[Referring to Jason] He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory."

"[to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy."

"[to himself, after Blake gets away] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun."

"Treat yourself."

"P.J. Prinsloo - Robby Stewart"

"Derek Hamilton - Trent Whalen"

"Tobias Mehler - Andy Effkin"

"Tygh Runyan - Dickie Atkinson"

"Crystal Cass - Lorna Longley"

"A.J. Buckley - Charles 'Chug' Roman"

"Katharine Isabelle - Lindsay Clark"

"Ethan Embry - Allen Clark"

"Chad Donella - U.V."

"William Sadler - Dorian Newberry"

"Bruce Greenwood - Dr. Edgar Caldicott"

"Steve Railsback - Officer Cox"

"Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick"

"Katie Holmes - Rachel Wagner"

"James Marsden - Steve Clark"

"In Cradle Bay... there's nothing more frightening than perfection."

"You'll never be the same."

"It doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be."

"Dr. Caldicott: Science is God!"

"Andy Effkin: [snaps Mary Joe's neck] Slut."

"U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!"

"U.V.: Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!"

"U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors."

"Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers."

"Allen Clark: What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed."

"[Blood running down her face] I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow."

"Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad."

"Hey, teacher! Leave those kids alone!"

"I'm getting rid of rats."

"You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're really stupid!"

"(after throwing Steve out of the boiler room) Wait! You like Kurt Vonnegut?"

"Who put the acid in my Spam?"

"Sounds razor."

"Be the ball."

"[shouts] You signed me up for the program?"

"I had no idea the evil was this pervasive."