Teen Films

"It's not your fault, Carrie, it's mine."

"He'll hurt you."

"[to the girls] While you're running, I'd like you all to think long and hard... about what it would be like to be Carrie White."

"Please, just stop trying to trick me!"

"You eat shoot."

"[to Margaret before she uses her telekinesis on the knives at her.] I'm sorry!"

"[touching Sue's Belly] It's a girl."

"[to the girls] You all did a snooty thing yesterday. A really snooty thing. And one of you had the audacity to post a video."

"(to Margaret (Carrie's Mom)) (gets thrown in the closet by Margaret) OW, MAMA!"

"[to Margaret when she was locked in the closet by Margaret] LET ME-! LET ME GO, LET ME OUT, (screams 2 times), HELP, GOD, YOU SUCK!"

"It's not the devil, mamma, there are other people out there like me that can do what I can do!"

"[to Chris] Are you gonna get him a boutonniere? Or are you just gonna pin a bloody tampon to his lapel?"

"They're going to save the world...as long as they're home for dinner."

"Tim Allen – Jack Shepard/Captain Zoom"

"Chevy Chase – Dr. Grant"

"Courteney Cox – Marsha Holloway"

"Kevin Zegers – Connor Shepard/Concussion"

"Ryan Newman – Cindy Collins/Princess"

"Kate Mara – Summer Jones/Wonder"

"Thomas F. Wilson – Dylan's teacher (cameo)"

"David Lander – a Wendy's employee (cameo)"

"Wilmer Valderrama – Marksman"

"Spencer Breslin as Tucker Williams/Mega Boy"

"Alexis Bledel – Ace (uncredited)"

"Devon Aoki – Daravia"

"Michael Cassidy – Dylan West/Houdini"

"Chandler Frantz - Gadge"

"Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick - Roosevelt"

"Jason Schwartzman - Cousin Ben"

"Bob Balaban - Narrator"

"Harvey Keitel - Commander Pierce"

"Tilda Swinton - Social Services"

"Edward Norton - Scout Master Randy Ward"

"Bill Murray - Walt Bishop"

"Frances McDormand - Laura Bishop"

"Rob Campbell - Deluca"

"Jared Gilman - Sam Shakusky"

"Kara Hayward - Suzy Bishop"

"Bruce Willis - Captain Duffy Sharp"

"Larry Pine - Mr. Billingsley"

"It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes."

"Walt Bishop: Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!"

"Social Services: [to Scout Master Ward and Captain Sharp] You two are the most appallingly incompetent custodial guardians Social Services has ever had the misfortune to encounter in a TWENTY-SEVEN year career!"

"Adam Cranner - Ward"

"Julie Michaels - Elizabeth Marcus"

"James Gleason - Agent Abernathy"

"Dean Lorey - Eric Pope"

"Evil has finally found a home."

"Jason goes to hell, and he's NOT coming back!"

"Horror, has many faces... death, wears many different masks... but pure evil, wears only one... and this is your final chance, to see it."