"[after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot. [startled by the screams of rats] I'm sorry!"

"[repeated line] Ye Gods!"

"[after closing his cupboard, the stuff on top falls on him] Ah, shit!"

"Marion Darlington as Birds Whistling. (uncredited)"

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd. (uncredited)"

"[last lines of the short film] Can ya imagine anybody acting like that? Ya know, I think the poor guy's screwy!"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Skunk. (uncredited)"

"Doggone you, old, mean wabbit!"

"[first occurence of this line] Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

"[first occurrence of this line] Eh, what's up, Doc?"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Reporter / Butler / J.P. Cubish."

"[last line of the short film; after being hit in his face with pies, Daffy wipes each one off] It's a living."

"Now don't crowd, folks. Don't crowd. [pause] Well, isn't anybody gonna crowd?"

"It's the poodle from the prophecy!"

"Mastodon (uncredited) as Interrupting Snack Band"

"as Rob Goldstein"

"as CIA Agent 2"

"as CIA Agent 1"

"Tina Fey as Burrito"

"as Plantation Owner"

"as Space Ghost"

"as Time Lincoln"

"as MC Pee Pants"

"as Walter Melon"

"Neil Peart as Neil"

"Bruce Campbell as Chicken Bittle"

"as Dr. Weird, Steve"

"as Oglethorpe"

"as Err, Cybernetic Ghost, Satan"

"as , , Ignignokt, Video Game Voice"

"Linda, I care about you. And I respect you. So where, uh, where am I gonna do ya?"

"And so Frylock is with us... in a manner of speaking... but he would never recover his smartness. That's why I have to cut up his food for him."

"Show me how to get some pythons like... Chief Wahoo McDaniel."