Strategy Video Games

"[rally cry.] Ass-kickers, unite!"

"[rally cry.] Everything in that general direction must DIE!"

"[follow command.] Okay, I'm the wiener, you're the bun. Come on over and let's have fun."

"[killing blow.] DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!"

"[in flight.] Silence, ground-walker!"

"It smells like a whale… ate some cabbage… and died in your mouth… like a year ago."

"Move, toward the light!"

"Gather 'round, me warriors!"

"Let's form a heavy metal hurricane."

"I summon forth the angry forces of nature!"

"Call of the Wiiiiiild, was my favorite book!"

"Defend this pile of crap with your very lives!"

"I told you not to climb that, you stupid, mother- [game asks player if they would like to allow swearing] -fucking piece of shit!"

"So, are you the keeper of the Sacred Beer Tree?"

"A good roadie knows his whole job is to make someone else look good, keep someone else safe, help someone else do what they were put here to do. A good roadie stays out of the spotlight. If he's doing his job right, you don't even know he's there. Once in a while he might step on stage just to fix a problem, to set something right. But then before you even realize he was there or what he did, he's gone."

"I'm supposed to think you're a nun but I know you're really some kind of big ugly demon, so lets have it. [Battle Nun turns to face him] Aha! See? I knew it - big ugly demon! ... Kinda sexy though, in a weird way."