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"[If you don't have enough gems]: Good grief, Dragon! What happened to all your money? How am I supposed to swindle... Err... Heh heh... Help you, If you can't even find any gems?"
"Heh heh, The Sorceress has a real prize in her hands here... It took two-dozen rhynocs to capture this dim-witted furball. So you'd better believe he's not going to get out cheap..."
"[If you don't have enough gems]: You had better hurry up and find some cash, Spyro. Today's cat hockey match is about to start and I can't let you in without a ticket."
"Say, Spyro. You're a sports fan, Aren't you? As you probably know, Frozen Altars is the birth-place of the great sport of cat hockey. Today's match is sold out, Of course, But I just happen to have a spare ticket that I'll sell you for, Say... A teensy Weensy markup?"
"Heh heh... I'd hate to spoil the game for you, Spyro, But I already bribed the local team to forfeit to the rhynocs."
"[If you don't have enough gems]: Say, Spyro. If you had a bit more money, I think I could make a deal with the wizards to raise these steps. I'm afraid it's the only way you'll be able to get to the castle."
"Well, Spyro. Today is your lucky day! The wizards and I have worked out a little deal. If you simply pay a small toll, They'll be happy to raise these steps and let you pass."
"You know, Come to think of it, The wizards only agreed to raise the steps. They never said they wouldn't lower them again... Heh heh... Those guys must be pretty clever, Aren't they?"
"[If you don't have enough gems]: Hello there, Spyro. How do you like my new space monkey action figure? Incredibly life-like, Don't you think? You'd almost think he was actually intelligent, Heh heh. I suppose I might consider selling him to you... But you'll have to come up with a bit more cash, First."
"Well, Well, Spyro. Look what I have here. It's a life-size space monkey action figure, Complete with a fully operational laser! I'd love to let him out so you can play with him, But the Sorceress seems to think he's a menace."
"[If you don't have enough gems]: Hmph... These gnomes think they're so talented... I happen to know a pretty good magic trick, Myself! It's called the... Incredible... Magical... Err, Extending bridge trick. However, You'll need a few more gems to make a donation... After all, I am just a poor, Starving amateur magician..."
"Spyro, did you know that I happen to be a very talented amateur magician? My specialty is the, Err... 'Amazing Extending Bridge' trick. I'd love to show you, But I'll need a small donation, First... For my expenses, You understand..."
"I'm afraid the show's over, Spyro. Why don't you go play with the gnomes? I think they look lonely."
"[If you don't have enough gems]: I am dreadfully sorry, Spyro, But I can't allow common riff-raff into the Tomb of the Stone Golem. Only the crustiest of the upper-crusts may pass through here."
"Well, Spyro. I bet you're glad to see me! It just so happens that I know the, Err... Password to open the door to the Tomb of the Stone Golem... But, Err... It seems to have slipped my mind for the moment... If you know what I mean."
"OK, There was no password. I was standing in front of the wall switch. What are you going to do? Sue me?"
"Don't worry, Spyro. I won't be needing anymore of your money... Now, now, Don't look so surprised! I found one of the dragon eggs and I'm going to sell it for a fortune back in Avalar! Errr... Uh-oh... Why are you looking at me like that? I, Errr.. Heh heh... I've to be going now. Uh, Toodles."
"[panting] Drat! [panting] Double drat! [panting] [Rapidly] Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! Drat! I never knew dragons were so fast... That's it... I give up... I'm retiring to Spooky Swamp to become a haiku poet."
"Ahh, home at last. Here, I was saving this to make an omelet, but I think you deserve it more."
"You see that Rhynoc guy up ahead? He's still mad at us for hanging his underpants on top of this tree! Heehee... We'll just stand here, while you give him a swift kick!"
"Last time we tried to get past this moose, he knocked Billy clean through a wall! If you don't mind, we'll just stay over here, while you give him a good kicking!"
"Hey, Sheila, let's play a joke! Take this egg, and smash it on Billy's house, okay? I need to get him back for the last time he butted me off the cliff!"
"Thanks for the help, Sheila. You can have this egg I found in my house."
"Hey, Spyro! They're Rhynocs everywhere! Maybe I can find some peace and quiet at the top of the tower."
"Hi, Spyro. If you bring someone back from each of the 5 worlds, we'll have enough weight to pull down this balloon for you."
"Let's head on over to the balloon!"
"This balloon will take you to a land closer to the Sorceress, Spyro. You can also use it to come back here whenever you want to."
"Thanks for freeing me. Why don't you come visit me in my homeworld?"
"Thanks again, Spyro! Now I have to find out what that nasty Sorceress has done to our home while I was locked up."
"I better go check on those billy goats again. Last time I left them alone, they ate all the shingles off the roof."
"Whoo! That was fun! I tell you, Spyro, kicking Rhynoc butt just never gets old!"
"Well, I'm off to clean off the mess those Rhynocs left behind."
"Goodbye, Spyro! I'm sure I'll see you around."
"You dragons used to rule this entire world, you know. Then all of a sudden, you left."
"This swamp smells so sweet. The springtime trees are fragrant. I'm off to kick butt."
"When I heard the Sorceress was planning to ambush you, I got here as fast as I could. No worries, though. This wussy green toad will be no match for the two of us!"
"Sgt. Byrd; 90068. Awaiting orders, sir!"
"Say, where have you come from? I thought dragons had all been dead for 1,000 years or something."
"I have to train the hummingbirds. They must be in peak physical condition if we're going to take on the Sorceress."
"Don't worry, I'll have the hummingbirds whipped into shape in no time."
"Any time you wanna leave just say so."
"Tally ho, Spyro, I'm sure I'll see you around!"
"I've assessed the situation. We need five men to operate the whirligig."
"Hello Spyro, I'm just off to the Tiki Lodge for some R and R."
"All systems checked out A-OK. Jump aboard."
"I'm ready to patrol the towers and the perimeter of the islands whenever you want me to."
"It's good to be back in action!"
"My tactical instincts told me the Sorceress would attack you here, so I flew in to help out. It seems my rocket launchers don't affect this creature, but I can assist you by dropping ammunition. Now get in there and fight the good fight!"
"Why, you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!"
"Please do afford me the sublime honor of enjoying your visitation in the nearest future."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!