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April 10, 2026
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"Ha pareggiato il Cesena! Ha pareggiato il Cesena! Ha pareggiato il Cesena! Ragazzi, ha pareggiato il Cesena! Vai Mario Beretta, io ti amo! Mario Beretta, io ti amo! Guardo il cielo di San Siro e ti amo! Vai Mario! Vai Mario, pareggio Mario! Vai Mario, pareggio Mario!"
"Fate entrare Yepes! Fate entrare Yepes! Non entra Yepes, perché non entra Yepes? Perché non entra Yepes? Perché non entra Yepes? (...) Facciamo entrare Yepes, ragazzi, vi prego?! Sono in preda a un delirio, lo so, però io- però io lo voglio! (...) Ma perché non entra Yepes, perché? (...) Mi fate entrare- vi prego una cosa voglio nella vita d'ora in poi: l'ingresso in campo di Mario Yepes, posso? (...) L'arbitro non dà l'ok, perché non deve dare l'ok?"
"C'è un solo allenatore in piedi, c'è un solo allenatore in piedi! È il nostro! C'è un solo allenatore in piedi! Si chiama Massimiliano, il suo cognome è Allegri! Ce n'è solo uno in piedi! Allenava l'Aglianese, sì e allora?! Problemi?! Problemi?!"
"Pellegatti: Carlo, ehm... (in German) du hast trainiert in viele- Ancelotti: No, grande! Parli tedesco!"
"Tagovailoa trying to.. make up for it. Fires to the endzone, TOUCHDOWN! ALABAMA WINS! The Crimson Tide will not be denied! True freshman, to true freshman: Tagovailoa to DeVonta Smith. Alabama breaks Georgia hearts. Nick Saban back on the summit, where he has caught "The Bear" with his sixth national championship. 'Bama has won 5 in nine years."
""Giancarlo, non si può stoparlo!" (Giancarlo Stanton)"
""Gary is scary!*" (Gary Sanchez)"
""Torreyes is terrific! Bonny Ronnie!*" (Ronald Torreyes)"
""Here come's the Judge! On Judgment Day, he homers to [location]!*" (Aaron Judge)-->"
""The Bam-Tino*" (Tino Martinez)"
""Swishalicious*" (Nick Swisher)"
""It's Gleyber Day! He is the Gleyber of the Month! And like a good Gleyber, Torres is there" (Gleyber Torres)"
""Tyler a yellow riboon on that one!*" (Tyler Austin)"
""The Giambino*" (Jason Giambi)"
""Bern, baby, bern!*" (Bernie Williams)"
""Hinske with your best shot!*" (Erik Hinske)"
""Austin powers a home run!*" (Austin Kearns)"
""Sir Lancelot rides to the rescue! C'est lui! C'est lui!*" (Lance Berkman)"
""The Grandy-man can!*" (Curtis Granderson)"
""Bernie goes boom!*" (Bernie Williams)"
""Jorgie juiced one!*" (Jorge Posada)"
""A Damon dinger!*" (Johnny Damon)"
""El capitan!*" (Derek Jeter)"
""Jolly old St. Nick!*" (Nick Swisher and Nick Johnson)"
""Andruw Jones makes his bones!*" (Andruw Jones)"
""It's a Johnny rocket!*" (Johnny Damon)"
"You just can't predict baseball."
""An A-bomb from A-Rod!" (Alex Rodriguez)"
""El comedulce, Bobby Abreu is as sweet as candy!*" (Bobby Abreu)"
""Ballgame over! The Yankees win! Theeeee Yankees win!" (at the conclusion of a Yankees victory)"
""Positively Damonic!*" (Johnny Damon)"
""Robbie Cano, don'cha know?*" (Robinson Cano)"
""Gardy goes yardy!*" (Brett Gardner)"
""A thrilla, by Godzilla!*" (Hideki Matsui)"
""You're on the mark, Teixeira!*" (Mark Teixeira)"
""He sends a Tex-message ...*" (Mark Teixeira)"
""The sayonara kid does it again!*" (Hideki Matsui)"
""Oh Curtis, you're something sort of Grandish!*" (Curtis Granderson)"
""It is high! It is far! It is gone!" (standard home run call)"
""The Melkman delivers!*" (Melky Cabrera)"
"Puig right field! Here comes foreside! Throw by Reddick! He is... not in time! TIE GAME!"
"Toss to White. He's... IN! Patriots win the Super Bowl! Brady has his fifth! What a comeback!"
"Keenum steps into it. Pass is... CAUGHT! DIGGS! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! UNBELIEVABLE! VIKINGS WIN IT!"
"THIS to send the Packers into the NFC Championship. It iiiiiiiiiiiissss… GOOD! The Packers are moving on!"
"Giants looking for a stop. They're gonna air it out. Rodgers does this better than anybody. Endzone... COBB! TOUCHDOWN! UNBELIEVEABLE!"
"Oh, that's a catch!"
"Altuve... HAS JUST SENT THE ASTROS TO THE WORLD SERIES!"
"Here comes the 0-2. Wide right! Into Wright! BACK IN THE WALL AND IT'S GONE!!! GRAND SLAM!!! Montero! Game 1 hero!"
"Comes at 2-1. Left side. Moustakas! MADE THE ROYALS WIN THE PENNANT!!"
"Drive into left! At the wall... it's gone!!! TIE GAME! Rajai Davis! 6-6."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!