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April 10, 2026
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"[Acting in a pornographic film] Baby, I'm gonna fuck you up."
"[To a completely offended Milos walking out of the room] Newborn porn! [Pause] Newborn!"
"Tanja Divnic as Vaspitacica"
"Rare kind of Monks put seven adult he-goats into a shed during summer. They leave them for a month until their balls are like mellons. When they get too hot, they start fucking one another. The monks take the dried bloody cum off their balls and mix it with milk. It makes the finest bread spread there is. You're a he-goat, Milos. I'm your monk."
"Katarina Zutic as Lejla"
"Slobodan Bestic as Marko"
"Sergej Trifunovic as Vukmir"
"Baz was my friend! Fuck me? No. Fuck. You!"
"You wanna know what I thought, while I watched them each die? "One less person to split the money with.""
"Damn, Nigga! Wash your hands."
"God. Is that really all you've got left, John? When I realized who you really were... Jig-fucking-saw! I got a bit worried. God's honest. And now, the great John Kramer is gonna die in one of his own traps. There's some wicked irony. And the crazy thing is, that you could've just walked away! Acknowledge that you got beat. Got conned. But no... you just had to come back, didn't you?"
"For a guy as smart as you are, John, you kind of overplayed your hand here, wouldn't you say?"
"Dad... We live in the same building. I saw you out front the other day, you nodded at me like we were the only two black guys in the mall! We haven't had a meal together in over a year!"
"Can I tag you, Motherfucker?!"
"Me no want no partner!"
"Twelve years ago, I turn in a dirty cop, I get a medal for it! Big fuckin' deal. I also got a bullet, and I got to look over my back for the rest of my career!"
"We're cops. This is the life we choose. Highest divorce rate, highest suicide rate. Highest rate of domestic violence. Yo, when you decided to become a cop, you pretty much assured yourself you were gonna die alone."
"Parker Sears: You guys are fucking sick."
"Why, cause you're worried about that bone sticking out your leg? Why don't you let me sterilize it?"
"LucÃa Gómez-Robledo - MRI Technician"
"Donagh Gordon - Dr. Finn Pederson"
"No backup, 'cause there's nobody on the force I can fuckin' trust!"
"Katie Barberi - Cancer Support Group Leader"
"Mark Hoffman: Out of all the men to cheat, you pick John Kramer? I mean, I'd call that... epic bad luck."
"Do I smell like jerk sauce and baby wipes?"
"Dave Alfano - Doctor"
"Don't forget, Pete. You gave me the knife."
"That was just a diversion to get us out of the precinct!"
"Witness the Return of Jigsaw."
"Trevor Gretzky - Officer Pat Jones"
"Genelle Williams - Lisa Banks"
"Morgan David Jones - Officer Barrett"
"Christopher Ramsay - Crack Punk"
"Nadine Roden - Officer Grant"
"Thomas Mitchell - Detective O'Brien"
"Nazneen Contractor - Coroner Chada"
"Chad Camilleri - Benny"
"Frank Licari - Emmerson"
"Zoie Palmer - Kara Bozwick"
"Ali Johnson - Officer Jeannie Lewis"
"Dylan Roberts - Sergeant Morgey"
"Richard Zeppieri - Detective Fitch"
"Daniel Petronijevic - Detective Marv "Boz" Bozwick"
"Patrick McManus - Peter Dunleavy"
"K. C. Collins - Detective Drury"
"Michael Beach - Henry Kessler"
"Costas Mandylor - Mark Hoffman"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Marcus Banks"
"Marisol Nichols - Captain Angie Garza"
"[in a deleted scene] I once told you we're not so different, you and I, John, and I was right. We are liars, both of us. The only difference? I'm... I'm not a psychopath. Take a look around the fucking room, John! It's a slaughterhouse in here! How can you justify this?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!