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April 10, 2026
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"Lizard skin makes great boots."
"Not in this lifetime! (if you press X while he's standing in front of a male poledancer.)"
"Where's Doc Brown when ya need him? (Referring to the time traveler Doc Brown from the Back to the Future series)"
"Who wants some?"
"Hey... what can I say? [Looking himself in front of a mirror]"
"All aboard!"
"Let's settle this once and for all!"
"I'll kick you in the "nuts"!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
"Shake it, baby!"
"I'm an ass kicker not a rock digger."
"Die, you overgrown winged lizard from Hell!"
"Shut your hole!"
"What are you waiting for, Christmas?"
"IT'S ASS-KICKING TIME!"
"Mmm, it's good to be king!"
"Blow it out your ass! (reference to Duke Nukem 3D) (corrected due to being changed in the official game)"
"Your face, Your ass what's the difference?"
"Don't worry about it, saving chicks is what I'm all about!"
"I ain't got time to bleed! (reference to Predator)"
"Who the hell are you? My evil twin? (Talking to future self)"
"Alien boys, there's a new sheriff in town."
"I don't die that easy boys. Come on time for a jail break.... by balls. (changed to "I don't die that easy boys. Come on time for a jail break" in the final game build for the nintendo 64 console)"
"I'm an ass kicker, not an aviator."
"It ain't no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking. (when leaving the practice/training level when first staring the game)"
"Squeal piggy ! Squeal shove it in here ! [reference to Deliverance] (correction: Squeal Piggy Squeal)"
"What are you waitin' for? Christmas? (after the player has been away from keyboard for a while) (reference to Christmas)"
"Eh... Just a flesh wound. [reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail]"
"Oh boy, it's clobberin' time! [reference to The Thing from Marvel's Fantastic Four]"
"What? There's only one of you?"
"Hey kids you remember i'm a professional, don't try this at home!"
"What the *bleep* (f**k) is goin' on here?!"
"This won't buuuudge. (final build: It wont budge)"
"Looks like the crap has hit the fan. (upon arriving at the thrashed Duke Burger)"
"Time for the shit (bleeped when blowing up the fan in the second level) to hit the fan"
"It ain't no bike but it sure beats the hell out of walking (walking out of the first training level)"
"Female Commander: New York is in trouble Duke, the alien scum have taken over of the area around Liberty Island. Without immediate intervention they'll get the whole damn city. Your helicopter is waiting, go kick some ass..."
"Marine: I'm cocked, locked, and ready to rock Duke! [reference to The Rock]"
"Mess with the best, die like the rest ( It's a quote from the movie Hackers)"
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? (Reference to "Pulp Fiction")"
"Great, what am I supposed to use, harsh language? (reference to Aliens: Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?)"
"Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!"
"Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: Me. [reference to The Iron Giant]"
"I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!"
"I'm climbing a ladder........to heaven. [reference to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven".]"
"Suck my dick you little alien fucks! (Note: "fuck" and "dick" are bleeped out.)"
"That hurt you more than it hurt me."
"Damn you're ugly!"
"The Bigger they are the harder they fall"
"I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! (when facing the Alien Queen)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!