"Proeliare et fortiter proeliare, nec enim tibi cedam nec terga vertam. Comminus in aspectum, si vir es, derige, et grassare naviter et occide moriturus. Hodierna pugna non habet missionem."

"Remember the good old days when the air was clean and sex was dirty?"

"There was a young pair of Aberystwyth Who united the organs they kissed with. But as they grew older They also grew bolder, And united the organs they pissed with."

"In the old days a lot of people, men as well as women, didn't quite know what to expect from sex so they didn't worry when it didn't work too well."

"While God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone'. He also created a woman, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air."

"I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get."

"All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day."

"Once you've had a lover-robot, you'll never want a real man again."

"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."

"Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex."

"I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex the subject of a coarse jest, yet when you speak earnestly and seriously on the subject, is silent."

"For all that she’d had no great expectations for it, sex was turning out to be even more squalid, tawdry, and cynical than she had suspected it would."

"What freedom men and women could have, were they not constantly tricked and trapped and enslaved and tortured by their sexuality! The only drawback in that freedom is that without it one would not be a human. One would be a monster."

"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, the expense damnable."

"Imagine what would happen if instead of centering our beliefs about heterosexual sex around the idea that the man "penetrates" the woman, we were to say that the woman's vagina "consumes" the man's penis. This would create a very different set of connotations, as the woman would become the active initiator and the man would be the passive and receptive party. One can easily see how this could lead to men and masculinity being seen as dependent on, and existing for the benefit of, femaleness and femininity."

"Hymen hath brought the bride to bed, Where, by the loss of maidenhead, A babe is moulded."

"By Gis and by Saint Charity, Alack, and fie for shame! Young men will do't, if they come to't; By cock, they are to blame. Quoth she, before you tumbled me, You promised me to wed. He answers: So would I ha' done, by yonder sun, An thou hadst not come to my bed."

"Nay, but to live In the rank sweat of an enseamèd bed, Stew’d in corruption, honeying and making love Over the nasty sty,—"

"Your brother and his lover have embraced; As those that feed grow full, as blossoming time That from the seedness the bare fallow brings To teeming foison, even so her plenteous womb Expresseth his full tilth and husbandry."

"He on her belly falls, she on her back. Now is she in the very lists of love, Her champion mounted for the hot encounter."

"Venereal: From Venus, the goddess of love, this word refers to the reality of desire. With the rise of Protestantism and science, the word "disease" was tacked on in a revealing combination of categorization and moralizing. "Which disease?" "The disease of love.""

"Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love."

"Had she picked out, to rub her arse on, Some stiff-pricked clown or well-hung parson, ... Such natural freedoms are but just: There’s something generous in mere lust. But to turn a damned abandoned jade When neither head nor tail persuade; To be a whore in understanding, A passive pot for fools to spend in!"

"What we refuse to believe is that it was intended by nature as a manufacturing process. In order to make certain the race would continue, nature made it the most exciting and alluring of experiences; thus, we have turned it into a diversion and an entertainment. Nonetheless, it is a manufacturing process."

"Only the liberation of the natural capacity for love in human beings can master their sadistic destructiveness."

"These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another."

"Some fuckin' is good for you, Jack. Gettin' some pussy beats havin' a war."

"There be three things which are too wonderful for me, Yea, four which I know not: The way of an eagle in the air; The way of a serpent upon a rock; The way of a ship in the midst of the sea; And the way of a man with a maid."

"Sex is an antidote to death, or at least, an adequate placebo."

"On a sofa upholstered in panther skin Mona did researches in ."

"Foeda est in coitu et brevis voluptas Et taedet Veneris statim peractae."