Sequel Films

"J. P. Manoux as Pierre"

"Sarah Hyland as Mia"

"Mac Miller as D'Andre"

"Jasmine Guy as Mrs. Brooks"

"Shad Moss aka Bow Wow as Eric"

"Darrell Hammond as Dr. Hall"

"Ashley Tisdale as Jody Sanders"

"Simon Rex as Dan Sanders"

"You've Never Seen Activity Like This."

"Erica Ash as Kendra Brooks"

"Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!"

"Katrina Bowden as Natalie"

"Evil is coming. Bring protection."

"Terry Crews as Martin"

"Charles Lampkin - Pops"

"Tyrone Power, Jr. - Pillsbury"

"Clint Howard - John Dexter"

"Brian Dennehy - Walter"

"Jack Gilford - Bernie Lefkowitz"

"Courteney Cox - Sara"

"Steve Guttenberg - Jack Bonner"

"Don Ameche - Art Selwyn"

"Wilford Brimley - Ben Luckett"

"Maureen Stapleton - Mary Luckett"

"Hume Cronyn - Joe Finley"

"Here is an eagle who just found out his teenage daughter is pregnant."

"[about the pleasing shock of suddenly seeing all of his long-away friends again] For crying out loud!"

"You work all your life, you pay taxes, you're a good citizen, and what do you end up with? A tight rug."

"You're my favorite Martian."

"There's no justice! If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her! I'd trace places with her in a heartbeat!"

"Ruby: You know, when you want to, you can sure do a good impression of an old fart."

"Jessica Tandy - Alma Finey"

"Last one in is a pantywaist!"

"Gwen Verdon - Bess McCarthy-Selwyn"

"Herta Ware - Rosie Lefkowitz"

"Tahnee Welch - Kitty"

"Barret Oliver - David"

"Linda Harrison - Susan"

"[To Kevin] Shut up, you little moron!"

"[To Vera] Shut up, Vera!"

"Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get Salisbury steak on Wednesdays."

"Uh-oh! Let's get out of here!"

"Mr. Prescott!"

"Good idea."

"Hey, don't touch me, officer!"

"Around the back!"

"James Saito - North Korean Mob Boss"

"Neil Flynn - Police Officer"

"Christopher Curry - FBI Agent Stuckey"

"Darren T. Knauss - the Parrot (voice)"