"[to Jason's body] Hey, you. How you doing, you maggoty, blown-up dude? You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a leak right on your damn mask. A big old mango-sized piece of garbage."

"Erin Gray - Diana Kimble"

"Kane Hodder - Jason Voorhees / FBI Guard"

"I'll take a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers."

"[after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead] I don't think so."

"Steven Culp - Robert Campbell"

"Rusty Schwimmer - Joey B."

"Leslie Jordan - Shelby B."

"Madison Fitzpatrick - Robin Murtaugh"

"Alexander Conti - Kenneth Murtaugh"

"Courtney Fitzpatrick - Lisa Murtaugh"

"Melanie Tonello - Becky Murtaugh"

"Taylor Lautner - Eliot Murtaugh"

"Eugene Levy - Jimmy Murtaugh"

"Carmen Electra - Sarina Murtaugh"

"Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Shawn Roberts - Calvin Murtaugh"

"Morgan York - Kim Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"

"Blake Woodruff - Mike Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Robbie Amell - Daniel Murtaugh"

"Brent Kinsman - Nigel Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Alyson Stoner - Sarah Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"

"Jacob Smith - Jake Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Kevin G. Schmidt - Henry Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Forrest Landis - Mark Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Liliana Mumy - Jessica Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"

"Jaime King - Anne Murtaugh"

"Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker (the maternal aunt of Tom McNulty)"

"Same Big Family... Even Bigger Adventure."

"Steve Martin - Tom Baker (the maternal grandfather of Tom McNulty)"

"This Christmas, you better watch out!"

"Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker (the maternal grandmother of Tom McNulty)"

"Piper Perabo - Nora Baker-McNulty (the mother of Tom McNulty)"

"Jonathan Bennett - Bud McNulty (the father of Tom McNulty)"

"Tom Welling - Charlie Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"

"Joey Galloway - Himself"

"Warren Moon - Himself"

"Alex Vlisides - Vice Principal Van Nostrane"

"Perry Anzilotti - Popov"

"Shayn Solberg - Tom Stewart"

"Nora Dunn - Natalya"

"Suzanne Ristic - Principal Salter"

"Dick Martin - Phil Phil"

"Alyson MacLaren - Andrea Framm"

"Cynthia Stevenson - Jackie Framm (Josh's Mom)"