"Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process."

"After two decades away, guess who's coming to Halloween?"

"This summer, terror won't be taking a vacation."

"Busta Rhymes - Freddie Harris"

"Blood is thicker than Water."

"Diego Luna — Sancho"

"Darius McCrary — Ray Collins"

"Cristián de la Fuente — Father Rodrigo"

"Natasha Gregson Wagner — Zoey"

"Arly Jover — Una"

"Oh, shit. Cold as a corpse. Damn, she's cute too."

"You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire."

"John Carpenter's Vampires Took You To The Edge of Terror... Now Get Ready To Cross The Border"

"Jon Bon Jovi — Derek Bliss"

"Brandon Hardesty — Boris"

"Rodger Halston — Roland"

"M. Emmet Walsh — Gorak"

"Eve Torres — Chancara"

"Ian Whyte — Prince Duan"

"Barry Bostwick — Sorrell Raskov"

"Royce Gracie — Anngar"

"Will Kemp — Drazen"

"Ellen Hollman — Valina"

"Victor Webster — Mathayus"

"Lou Ferrigno — Skizurra"

"Rutger Hauer — King Zakkour"

"Krystal Vee — Princess Silda/Cobra"

"Michael Biehn — King Yannick"

"[To Mathayus] You should know better than to back an animal into a corner."

"It is I: Lord Talus who summons thee back to earth to do battle!"

"[To Silda as they battle] You want Mathyus, but he will never staty with you. He's one of the darkness, like us. He only wishes to die and you are killing your people."

"Victor Webster — Mathayus"

"Bostin Christopher — Olaf"

"Temuera Morrison — King Ramusan"

"Nicholas Gonzalez — Dr. Ben Douglas"

"Andy Anderson — John Livingston"

"Karl Yune — Tran Wu"

"Eugene Byrd — Cole Burris"

"Salli Richardson — Gail Stern"

"Morris Chestnut — Gordon Mitchell"

"[after Sam decapitates an anaconda] That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ass! How you like that, bitch? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now... [another anaconda snatches up Cole]"

"Johnny Messner — Bill Johnson"

"We're in the middle of the jungle Jack, at this point your authority is what we say it is."

"You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island."

"KaDee Strickland — Sam Rogers"

"Kacey Barnfield — Ellie"

"Matthew Marsden — Dr. Jack Byron"

"John Schneider — Sheriff James Riley"

"Sarah Lafleur — Emma Warner"

"Sam McMurray — Struthers"