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"Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon"
"Kevin Hart as Franklin "Moose" Finbar"
"Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse"
"At least I got rid of that stupid hat. Now I got this stupid hat."
"HOW IS THIS GUY A CHARACTER IN AN ADVENTURE GAME?!"
"Did I die and turned into some kind of small, muscular boy scout?"
"Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone"
"Nick Jonas as Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough"
"Will you look at me? I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? [Ruby Roundhouse: You read the map.] I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one."
"I'm the old, fat dude!"
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!"
"Awkwafina as Ming Fleetfoot"
"You've got to have eyes in the back of your– [Gets eaten by a snake]"
"Who is Ju-man-ji?"
"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Would you look at me? I'm back! I mean, I haven't looked like this since–] Never. You looked like this never."
"Weaknesses: Heat, sun and sand."
"Did you hear something?"
"You still talking to your friends?"
"We gotta go get him."
"I got killed by a piece of cake!"
"We haven't even picked our guys yet!"
"Are we in Florida?"
"You are a terrible driver!"
"If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name."
"I got eaten by a freaking hippo!"
"Rory McCann as Jurgen the Brutal"
"Smoldering Intensity?"
"Welcome to Jumanji."
"It's your strengths and weaknesses."
"Madison Iseman as Bethany Walker"
"Oh, my God, right? Like, I'm a total horse. I can't believe that we found you guys. Hi."
"Bethany thought you might need some help."
"Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley"
"You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer! Because I'm not coming back!"
"What in the Sam Hill just happened to him?"
"Okay, we have some issues here. The game is busted!"
"Kelly Marie Tran as Rose Tico"
"Ian McDiarmid as Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious"
"Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian"
"Joonas Suotamo as Chewbacca"
"Anthony Daniels as C-3PO"
"Naomi Ackie as Jannah"
"John Boyega as Finn"
"Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron"
"Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux"
"Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker"
"Adam Driver as Kylo Ren/Ben Solo"
"Richard E. Grant as Allegiant General Pryde"
"Daisy Ridley as Rey"
"The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE. GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER. Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power...."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!