"Listen, punk. To me, you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"

"Rob Paulsen as Additional voices"

"Clyde Kusatsu as Mujahidden"

"Jess Harnell as Behrang"

"Corey Burton as Hakim/Additional Voices"

"Jeff Bennett as Zagoolien/Additional voices"

"Jim Cummings as Razoul"

"CCH Pounder as The Oracle"

"Val Bettin as Sultan"

"Frank Welker as Abu, Rajah and Fazal"

"Jerry Orbach as Sa'luk"

"Gilbert Gottfried as Iago"

"Linda Larkin as Princess Jasmine"

"John Rhys-Davies as Cassim"

"Robin Williams as Genie"

"Scott Weinger as Aladdin"

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell"

"Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff"

"Eddie Jemison - Livingston Dell"

"Carl Reiner - Saul Bloom"

"Shaobo Qin - "The Amazing" Yen"

"Scott Caan - Turk Malloy"

"Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy"

"Bernie Mac - Frank Catton"

"Albert Finney - Gaspar LeMarc (uncredited)"

"Vincent Cassel - François "The Nightfox" Toulour"

"Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr"

"Andy Gracia - Terry Benedict"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Isabel Lahiri"

"Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"George Clooney - Daniel Ocean"

"Who could ever forget that thing they did that time to that guy?"

"Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean."

"Twelve is the new eleven"

"[Meeting a fortune teller, notices Benedict and his goons behind him] THIS? You couldn't see this?!"

"Are you having some telethon we don't know about?!"

"[ to Turk] Yeah, well I need to use the toilet otherwise I'm gonna shit on your shoes! C'mon Frank..."

"[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan] And tell him it's gonna cost him double. [pause] And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. [Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]"

"[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?"