"You're breathing, you're alive, you’re not dead. No, don’t die. You're not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that? You got that, Riggs? You’re not dead until I tell you. You got that, Riggs! You’re not dead until I tell you."

"Of course I'm black. That’s why I wanna go to South Africa. To join up with my oppressed brothers. To take up the struggle against the tyranny of the racist, fascist, white, minority regime!...One man, one vote!...Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch!"

"[Injured, being held by Murtaugh, he hears sirens approaching] Give us a kiss before they come."

"No, man. I didn't die on your toilet, I'm not gonna die in your arms."

"I’m not a cop tonight, Roger, it’s personal. I’m not a cop."

"I’m surprised you haven't heard about me, you know, I got a bad reputation, sometimes I just go nuts, like now. [Crazy giggle]"

"Don’t bother to call the police, I'm here already."

"I’m a Peeping Tom, Rog, it goes with the badge. And it's fun sometimes, too."

"We're back, we're bad. You're black, I'm mad. Let’s go!"

"[While hanging onto the hood of a car] I'd like to see your driver's license and proof of insurance!"

"The magic is back again!"

"Jason Rainwater as Young Cop (credited as Jason Meshover-lorg)"

"Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh"

"Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh"

"Andrew Hill Newman as the jaywalker"

"Gregory Millar as Tyrone"

"Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)"

"Alan Scarfe as Herman Walters"

"Nick Chinlund as Hatchett"

"Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh"

"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"

"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"

"Joe Pesci as Leo Getz"

"Stuart Wilson as Jack Travis"

"Rene Russo as Lorna Cole"

"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"

"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"

"(Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on."

"You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. Punch a clock for 30 years... retirement... pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!"

""Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window."

"You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much."

"I'm too old for this shit."

"We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs."