Sequel Films

"Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail."

"That was a violent brawl. One sided to be sure."

"And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago."

"That bull didn't like fucking magic!"

"Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation."

"It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass."

"I went up high as a moose's caboose."

"What did you guys do to Eric?"

"Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit."

"Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good."

"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!"

"We have winners and we have Steve-O."

"You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented... but motherfucker I can ride!"

"[To Steve-O] You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure. [Steve-O then removes his dentures to reveal a missing tooth]"

"If you think we're wearing underwear under these tunics... you're sadly mistaken, my friend."

"A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once we're older". Well, it'll get more mature."

"Is there an "antidope" here? Is that what it's called? Antivenom, not "antidope". What does "antidope" mean? I don't even know. What's "antidope"?"

"Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing! Grom!"

"This is so fucked up! I knew this was gonna fucking happen! Why the fuck did we go down to the basement?"

"Well, you can always trust a guy who puts his face on a t-shirt."

"Well, go for the reward. You don't want Ben to think you're boring."

"Hey, dudes. This should be interesting."

"They're combining."

"She's gorgeous."

"But in the field, in the moment, I got it wrong."

"We never had a chance."

"James Paxton — Cody"

"— Tyler Owens"

"No warning. No escape."

"— Kate Carter"

"— Cathy Carter"

"David Born — Marshall Riggs"

"— Airport traffic police"

"Let's ride."

"[referring to the tornado] Oh, she's perfect!"

"It's high risk, high reward."

"If you feel it, chase it!"

"You know, our crew is not like your crew. We don't need PhDs and fancy tech. Sometimes the old ways are better than the new."

"You got quite the reputation, city girl. You think you can disrupt a tornado."

"It's alright to be scared. Fear is the reason you don't do it. You don't face your fears. You ride them."

"Chase. Ride. Survive."

"Nature's darkest side."

"Kelly Thiebaud as Amy"

"Tim Holmes as Beardo"

"Thomas Kretschmann as Flemming"

"Zulay Henao as Nikki"

"Nickola Shreli as Viktor"

"Skyler Stone as Mike"

"Derrick Carr as Mossberg"

"Chris Coy as Travis"