Sequel Films

"[realizing Jack is still alive] No fucking way!"

"When you've been in prison as long as I have, you remember every story about pussy you ever heard."

"Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole."

"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."

"Martin Sheen - Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)"

"Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto (uncredited)"

"Gregory Sierra - The Captain (uncredited)"

"Ryan Stiles - Rabinowitz"

"Michael Colyar - Williams"

"Mitchell Ryan - Senator Gray Edwards"

"David Wohl - Gerou"

"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"

"Rowan Atkinson - Dexter Hayman"

"Miguel Ferrer - Commander Arvid Harbinger"

"Richard Crenna - Colonel Denton Walters"

"Brenda Bakke - Michelle Huddleston"

"Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman"

"Lloyd Bridges - President Thomas "Tug" Benson"

"Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley"

"Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!"

"The mother of all sequels!"

"Just Deux it."

"Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

"Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!"

"News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat."

"Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."

"War... it's fantastic!"

"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."

"I had to come. It was a sequel."

"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country."

"Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!"

"[about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!"

"[to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars."

"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so."

"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."

"What are you gonna do, boy? Call us names?"

"Jennifer Esposito - Nancy"

"Muse Watson - Ben Willis"

"Freddie Prinze, Jr. - Ray Bronson"

"Mekhi Phifer - Tyrell"

"Brandy Norwood - Karla Wilson"

"Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James"

"It's happening again."

"Some people never forget."

"The man with the hook is back, and this time, he’s brought help, his son!"

"Get Hooked Again."

"...the story continues."

"The sequel that will hook you...again."

"I Still Know."

"Someone is dying for a second chance."