"Now you listen to me, Herbie, and you listen good. Now, you and I did not come out of mothballs to be the laughingstock of the continent. Either get the lead out of your pants right now, or I’m gonna ship you back to the States, have you stuffed and hung on a wall in Retirement Village!"

"Elaine Devry - Secretary"

"The Love Bug falls 'hood-over-wheels' for a classy chassis!"

"The Love Bug turns the great race into a Herbie-Derby!"

"Liam Dunn - Doctor"

"Stefanie Powers - Nicole Harris Whitfield"

"John McIntire - Mr. Judson"

"Ken Berry - Willoughby Whitfield"

"Keenan Wynn - Alonzo Hawk"

"A little SQUIRT makes a big SPLASH!"

"The Loveable Bug's back doin' his thing!"

"Huntz Hall - Judge"

"Helen Hayes - Mrs. Steinmetz"

"Michael Milhoan - Captain Ed Myerson"

"Leslie Neale - Constance Winters"

"Gregory Sierra - Terence Wheeler"

"Julia Sweeney - Nosey Neighbor"

"Ron Canada - Marshall Brooks"

"Sammy - Quark"

"Ivor Barry - Chauffeur"

"Joshua & Daniel Shalikar - Adam Szalinski"

"Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski"

"John Shea - Dr. Charles Hendrickson"

"Marcia Strassman - Diane Szalinski"

"Lloyd Bridges - Clifford Sterling"

"Keri Russell - Mandy Park"

"Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski"

"Vito Scotti - Taxi driver"

"Lela Loren - Female Officer"

"Jamie Chung - Lauren Price"

"Mike Epps - Black Doug"

"Melissa McCarthy - Cassie"

"Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck"

"Justin Bartha - Doug Billings"

"John Goodman - Marshall"

"Gillian Vigman - Stephanie Wenneck"

"Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow"

"Heather Graham - Jade"

"Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner"

"Ed Helms - Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price"

"Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner"

"Juni (son)"

"Ingrid (wife)"

"Carmen (daughter)"

"Taylor Momsen - Alexandra Anami, Juni's love interest"