Sega Saturn Video Games

"You're not as dumb as you look."

"Yar' see ya got sixteen squaaaarrs"

"That wasn't very smart."

"Two out of three, huh?"

"Ooooh a visitor! Well how nice! Come on in!"

"Ooooh pictures! I just looove pictures!"

"That's my husband Moodock, he has a shop down the path 'round there, yep that's him."

"That little 'Miss Know it all' feeds her cows her carrots so they can see better in the dark."

"MOODOOOOOCK!"

"Phew! Excuse me but I think you are little overripe. I mean, you really smell baaad!"

"Your room's right upstairs, you're in Room 1."

"Oh, back again? You want your same room back? It's still available."

"Come back later."

"...oh, Oops! Huh, sold it to Ben Fyshin, huh. I made a mistake! Huh. Here, give him this!"

"I know that language. Two zorkmids!"

"One zorkmid, here! Can't read it now!"

"Is that your sword? It's just so dirty when you brought it in here, you just don't recognize it."

"Okay! Okay! I'll look around."

"(sniffs) "You STINK!""

"You looking for something? Just got boats here. Two zorkmids."

"Hey, that's cheap!"

"Well, I've got one ready!"

"You know, that reminds me of a special knot called the... cow-hitch."

"Oh, hiya, sailor!"

"I don't want to have to do this..."

"She's a witch. I had a fight with her a while back. I don't know what about."

"Appreciated."

"Hold it right there. I've got a few questions to ask you. I'm warning you!"

"See if you can figure this out."

"See you later."

"Okay, you're all right. But next time, try to use the door. I know you're on our side."

"There you are! Dad always said that milk is good for your eyesight."

"Vultures are good for one thing and one thing only - their talons. They make great boomerangs."

"You lying thief! I hope the Guardian will be gettin' yer for that!"

"Go away! I haven't got anything for yer. I've only got one milk cow, and she only eats carrots! So just go away?!"

"Ah. It's alright. Just take what you need and go away! and you can take that ludicrous box out there too. I didn't order it, and I do not want it. The missus didn't order it, *and she doesn't want it. And the cow don't need it either, so just take it and go."

"Please...leave me alone..."

"Oh! I know that one. Four jokes and learned essays upon them. It's by Bisboz. No, I canna read dat. I don't have the tongue. I just talk like ev'ryone else."

"Oh hello. The potion's not ready yet. But you could use a cup of tea. Frogs have to boil down just a bit. I used too much water. (chuckle)"

"Some guest!"

"Most people wouldn't dare smile at a witch. But it's so special of you to smile at me like that!"

"Bored, are you? A walk in the bogs will cure that."

"It's wise to take care. One wrong move can cost you dearly."

"Oh... for me?"

"I must take your boat. Why don't you take that stick so you can navigate the bogs? Thank you. You're such a dear!"

"Have you ever tried to milk a cow with cold hands?"

"These little darlings! They're so useful... and so are their by-products."

"Let me see... Oh, it's in zorkmid script. Do you know why most Zork jokes are one...line...long? So Flatheads can remember 'em!"

"Ugh, get out of here. I only use fresh ingredients for my potion."

"You big...fat...orc!"