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"[upon trying to shoot empty gun] Mag's empty."
"[upon trying to shoot empty gun with zero mags] I need the team reload."
"[upon restoring health] Not today!"
"[upon restoring health] Feels gooooood."
"[upon tried to restore health with no stims] Out of stims."
"[upon restoring health] Helldivers never die."
"[upon restoring health] No pain no Freedom."
"[upon restoring health] Whatever it takes."
"[upon trying to shoot empty gun] Canister's empty."
"[upon trying to shoot empty gun with zero mags] Out of ammo."
"Greetings, Helldiver. The Galactic War awaits."
"You're here. The Galaxy awaits your salvation."
"The siege upon Managed Democracy continues. Let us rally to her defence."
"The hour of our next victory rapidly approaches. Let us cleanse the Galaxy of alien scum."
"[upon tried to restore health with no stims] I need stims!"
"[upon restoring health] A little shot o' Liberty."
"[upon restoring health] Freedom never rests/sleeps!"
"[upon restoring health] Democracy needs me."
"[upon restoring health] My life/body for Super Earth!"
"[upon being mortally wounded] I need stims!!!"
"[upon restoring health] Must defend Prosperity!"
"[upon restoring health] Injury? What injury!"
"[upon reloading] Reloading."
"[upon being mortally wounded] Gotta fix this Liberty-forsaken arm/leg."
"[upon being mortally wounded] Can't survive this wound much longer!"
"[upon being mortally wounded] Gotta patch up this arm/leg."
"[upon being mortally wounded] I'm losing so much blood!"
"[upon being mortally wounded] Sweet Liberty, my arm/leg!"
"[upon being mortally wounded] Flag-forsaken leg's slowin' me down."
"[upon being mortally wounded] My legs! For the love of Liberty, my legs!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem while being attacked] Liberty save me!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem while being attacked] Reinforcing!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem while being attacked] Eat this!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem] Sending out a SOS!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem] Sending in an Eagle!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem] Throwing supply beacon."
"[upon throwing a stratagem while being attacked] SOS!"
"[upon being mortally wounded] Cannot. Liberate. Effectively. With injured arm."
"[upon reloading] Gotta reload."
"[upon holding trigger for long time] AHHHHH HA HA HA!!"
"[upon holding trigger for long time] KILL 'EM ALLLLLLL!!!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem] Requesting advanced weaponry/air support/equipment/vehicle!"
"[upon holding trigger for long time] FOR SUPER EAAAAARRRTTHHHH!"
"[upon holding trigger for long time] SAY HELLO TO DEMOCRAAAACCYYYYYYY!!!!"
"[upon holding trigger for long time] FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOM!!!"
"[upon throwing a stratagem] Calling down the support weapon/vehicle/Orbital strikes!"
"[upon killing enemies] How about a nice cup of Liber-tea?"
"[upon killing enemies] How'd you like the taste of Freedom?"
"[upon killing enemies] You will never destroy our way of life."
"[upon killing enemies] Say hello to Democracy!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!