"[Commercial voice-over] With Megan around, she'll take care of the little things, so you can spend more time doing the things that matter. [Sits on the couch with her laptop and watches TV]"

"I didn't want you to see this."

"[As computerised child works perfectly] I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kick Hasbro right in the fucking dick!"

"The Boss? Should I call you Dad?"

"One, two, three I win!"

"Megan, look at this pen. [Pokes her in the neck and switches her off]"

"M3gan, turn off."

"You did not just tell me that!"

"Ronny Chieng as David"

"I know! It's INSANE, right?"

"Don't worry, Cady. I won't let anything harm you. Ever again."

"I didn't kill him, you did."

"[Singing to Cady] If you should feel alone or that your world has come apart / Just reach out and you'll see a friend is never very far / Tell me your dreams and I'll dream them, too / I'm so glad I finally found you."

"One of my emergent abilities may surprise you. Palliative care."

"[Unrated Version while pinning Gemma to the table by her neck and Cady looking through the door] If she comes in this room, I'll rip your head right off your fucking neck, I swear to God."

"[After catching Kurt acting suspiciously with his laptop again] You weren't Pornhubbing from the office again, were you?"

"You need to learn some manners, Brandon. [Grabs his ear and starts pulling on it as he screams] You know what happens to bad boys who don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon? [Rips his ear off] This is the part where you run."

"I thought we were having a conversation?"

"You gave me an algorithm and then left me to work everything out on my own!"

"[Singing] I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose / Fire away, fire away / Ricochet, you take your aim / Fire away, fire away / Shoot me down, but I won't fall / I am titanium..."

"Cady, seriously, flush the toilet."

"Will I die?"

"Not that kid, the other one who stares out of the window at 3 AM!"

"Tell her to write me a list of things to say so I look like I know what I'm talking about."

"I'm not equipped to handle this. I don't even take care of my own plants."

"Amie Donald as M3gan"

"It's nice to have a friend..."

"What did you think was going to happen?"

"[Unrated version] You know what you could do, Kurt, that would really benefit this discussion? Is if you could head out those double doors, take the elevator to the first floor and get me a fucking kombucha! Could you do that?"

"[Playing outside] I will avenge my parents' death!"

"We don't throw people away, we fix them!"

"[As M3gan stares at a butterfly, a suction cup arrow hits the window] You're dead!"

"Antisocial behavior is correlated with high IQ, so logically..."

"PURRPETUAL PETZ SUCK! THEY SUCK SHIT!"

"Jenna Davis as M3gan (voice)"

"Just tell me what's wrong with her!"

"Put her on the toy table, and make sure they know that's all she is."

"Roy Campsall – the Sentionaut"

"Eva Allan – Elena"

"Scott Hylands – Mercurio Arboria"

"Rondel Reynoldson – Margo"

"Marilyn Norry – Rosemary Nyle"

"[while holding baby Elena and before submerging her into the black goo] Your mother's reabsorption into the cycle of life won't be for nothing, my darling, Elena. You will be the dawning of a new era for the human race… and the human soul. Let the new age of enlightenment begin!"

"Bring home the mother lode, Barry."

"I went to another world, Rosemary. I see what others cannot see. I looked into the eye of God, and it looked right back through me. It looked through everything. Rosemary, it was so, so, so beautiful… like a black rainbow. And it chose me. It chose to reveal itself to me."

"You look tired today. It's easy to become disillusioned when you don't know who you are, or what you are. I know who I am. That's what gives me my confidence, and my power. And I know who you are too, Elena. I can guide you towards that achievement, to find your inner strength, and your inner power. We all have other forms, and your inner self needs another to complete it. I can help you do that. You just have to let… me… in."

"Sara Stockstad – Anna Arboria"

"Hello, my name is Dr. Mercurio Arboria, and I am the founder of the Arboria Institute. It has long been my dream to find the perfect way for people to achieve, simply, happiness, contentment, inner peace. These seem to be things that strangely elude us all, but it doesn't have to be that way. We at Arboria have found a path to achieve them. Here at the Institute, we are in the forefront worldwide in neuro-psychology and new therapeutic technologies. Dr. Barry Nyle, our head of research, myself, and our dedicated team of herbalists, naturopaths, and healers, have found a way to make that dream a reality. Through our unique blend of benign pharmacology, sensory therapy, and energy sculpting, we can guide you gently along the path to a new, better, happier you, all in the comfortable surroundings of our state-of-the-art facility and our award-winning gardens. We invite you to join us and find out for yourself."

"Michael Rogers – Barry Nyle"

"Isabela Merced - Kay"