"What is this bullshit? Them man-eating dust mops got us roped up tighter than a blue-ribbon bull and all you folks can do is stand here and play kick-the-can with some punk kid!"

"Scott Grimes — Brad Brown"

"You've got nothing to lose but your lives."

"Don Keith Opper — Charlie McFadden"

"See them in a theatre - you don't want to run into them at home!"

"Jeremy Lawrence — Reverend Miller/Preacher"

"They bite!"

"M. Emmet Walsh — Harv"

"Lin Shaye — Sally"

"Don Keith Opper — Charlie McFadden"

"Dee Wallace — Helen Brown"

"Chanel Ryan — Fantazia"

"Sabrina Bolin — Amy"

"They eat so fast, you don't have time to scream."

"Jason Buuck — Nick"

"The battle began in another galaxy. It's about to end in the Brown's backyard."

"When you've got Critters... you need all the help you can get."

"Terrence Mann — Ug"

"Roland Esquivel — McCreedy"

"Josh Green — Kyle"

"They like to hide. They like to run. They like to play. But most of all, they like to eat."

"Jordana Berliner — Daphne"

"Ashley Ausburn — Buffy"

"Terrence Mann — Ug"

"Scott Grimes — Brad Brown"

"Billy Green Bush — Jay Brown"

"Don Barrett - Comstock"

"Cole Coonce - Fontanelles—Guitar"

"Just keep telling yourself "It's only a movie. It's only a low budget movie.""

"Ken Abraham - Thug"

"Remember, Kevin. Everyone has a hobgoblin in them."

"[Kyle is getting strangled by a Fantazia hobgoblin] Destroy the computer before she takes his soul!"

"Don't Say We Didn't Warn You"