"[Opening narration] Ever had one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life? It was June the 22nd, 1990: our final day of school. There was Oliver Chamberlain, Peter Page, Steven Prince, Andy Knightley, and me. They called me the King...because...my name's Gary King! Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of player, but really, he was all mouth. We called him "O-Man" because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a 6. Haha He loved it! Pete was the baby of the group. He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but, he was good for a laugh...and he was absolutely minted! Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls... I think he saw us as rivals! Hmph! Sweet, really. And Andy... Andy was my wingman, the one guy I could rely on to back me up. He loved me, and... I'm not being funny, but, I loved him too. There was nothing we were gonna miss about school! Maybe Mr Shepherd, he was definitely one of the good guys. He used to ask me what I wanted to do with my life. I told him “I just wanted to have a good time”. He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be funny - not that night! Newton Haven was our hometown, our playground, our universe. And that night, it was the site of a heroic quest. The aim? To conquer the Golden Mile, twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic indulgence. There was The First Post, The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall, all before reaching our destiny: The World's End! We took my car into town; I call it The Beast, because she was pretty hairy! And so our journey into manhood began. We were off! We didn't waste any time; we hit pub one, and we hit it hard! There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama, and of course, there was drinking! By pub five, we were feeling invincible, and decided to purchase some herbal refreshment from a man we call The Reverend Green. Pint six put O-Man out of commission, so we carried on without him. Good thing; I bumped into his sister in the next pub, we went into the disabled's and I bumped into her again! Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go; I had another date that night and her name was Amber! Nine pints in, and it was us against the world. Things got mental in The Beehive, so we repaired to the bowls club, or as we liked to call it, the 'Smokehouse' - which is when it all went fuck-up! Everyone got Para(noid) and Pete chucked a whitey, so we had to bench him. In the end, we blew off the last three pubs and headed to the hills. I remember sittin' up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes, seeing the orange glow of a new dawn breaking, and knowing in my heart that life would never feel this good again. And you know what? It never did."

"[to Bed and Breakfast clerk] Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast, as we wend our way up the Golden Mile, commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus - The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind - drunk."

"To "err" is human, so errrr..."

"Steven Grives - Hamlet"

"Jimmy Murray - Horatio"

"Ed Trucco - Jimmy"

"Pete Antico - Corda"

"Philipp Brock - Cabbie"

"Peter Bucossi - Reno"

"Rusty Schwimmer - Drunk"

"Sean Connery - Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez"

"Virginia Madsen - Louise Marcus"

"Christopher Lambert - Connor MacLeod"

"Michael Ironside - General Katana"

"Most people have a full measure of life, and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up, at one time in one place, you can accomplish something glorious!"

"It's time for a new kind of magic."

"Allan Rich - Allan Neyman"

"It's a kind of magic."

"For leading the revolution, you are exiled to the planet Earth. Once there, you will be immortal. You can only die if your head is cut from your body. When one of you becomes the last of us on Earth, he will claim the prize. He can return to Zeist, or chose to grow old and die on Earth."

"Prepare yourselves...There can be only one."

"John C. McGinley - David Blake"

"Paula Malcomson - Mrs. Everdeen"

"Patrick St. Esprit - Romulus Thread"

"Maria Howell - Seeder"

"Stef Dawson - Annie Cresta"

"Alan Ritchson - Gloss"

"Stephanie Leigh Schlund - Cashmere"

"Bruce Bundy - Octavia"

"E. Roger Mitchell - Chaff"

"Jena Malone - Johanna Mason"

"Amanda Plummer - Wiress"

"Lynn Cohen - Mags"

"Meta Golding - Enobaria"

"Willow Shields - Primrose "Prim" Everdeen"

"Bruno Gunn - Brutus"

"Sam Claflin - Finnick Odair"

"Phillip Seymour Hoffman - Plutarch Heavensbee"

"Jeffrey Wright - Beetee Latier"

"Lenny Kravitz - Cinna"

"Stanley Tucci - Caesar Flickerman"

"Liam Hemsworth - Gale Hawthorne"

"Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy"

"Donald Sutherland - President Coriolanus Snow"

"Elizabeth Banks - Effie Trinket"

"The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand."

"Remember, girl on fire, I'm still betting on you."

"Every revolution begins with a spark."

"Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen"

"Josh Hutcherson - Peeta Mellark"