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"At that price, he ought to have his own car!"
"Judge: One word of caution, son. If it ever lays another gold egg, bury it. Quick."
"Jimmy, don't bother your father with that now. He's got little enough on his mind as it is."
"Oh, Albert, it makes no sense! You're spending all that money when you have a wife who could pack you a nice, little lunch!"
"Trinket?! Haven't you bankers ever heard of gold?"
"Arthur Hunnicutt - Mr. Purdham"
"Doctor Gottlieb: Excuse me. I have to go recheck the IQ of this chimp - a hundred and forty, higher than mine."
"Some husband; he wants his wife in jail!"
"Look, we are pals, pal, but where am I going to get $50, huh? I can't even pay these bills!"
"Oh, no; they're not taking this duck in that death trap!"
"[to the viewers] Wait. What am I doin'? [on Albert] A sane adult with a law degree, crawling outta the barnyard, barking at fowls, tryin' to find some stupid duck who lays solid go.... [one second pause] Solid gold eggs! [barks 3 times to look for Charley]"
"Frank Wilcox - Bank Manager"
"Bryan O'Byrne - Bank Teller"
"Look Al, sweetheart. I'm only trying to save you money. I mean by making me a partner, you'll save paying me all those exorbitant lawyer's fees."
"I wish that fool professor made enough money so I could investigate him."
"Benicio del Toro as DJ"
"Frank Oz as Yoda"
"Gwendoline Christie as Captain Phasma"
"Kelly Marie Tran as Rose Tico"
"Laura Dern as Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo"
"Andy Serkis as Supreme Leader Snoke"
"Lupita Nyong'o as Maz Kanata"
"Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux"
"Anthony Daniels as C-3PO"
"The FIRST ORDER reigns. Having decimated the peaceful Republic, Supreme Leader Snoke now deploys his merciless legions to seize military control of the galaxy. Only General Leia Organa's band of RESISTANCE fighters stand against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight. But the Resistance has been exposed. As the First Order speeds toward the Rebel base, the brave heroes mount a desperate escape...."
"Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker"
"Daisy Ridley as Rey"
"John Boyega as Finn"
"Carrie Fisher as General Leia Organa"
"Adam Driver as Kylo Ren"
"Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron"
"FryDay December 13th"
"YIKES! They've Landed!"
"Nice planet. We'll take it!"
"Frank Welker - Martians (voice)"
"Roger L. Jackson - Translator Device (voice)"
"Paul Winfield - General Casey"
"Jack Black - Billy-Glenn Norris"
"Brian Haley - Mitch"
"Pam Grier - Louise Williams"
"O-Lan Jones - Sue-Ann Norris"
"Joe Don Baker - Glenn Norris"
"Lukas Haas - Richie Norris"
"Natalie Portman - Taffy Dale-Norris"
"Tom Jones - Tom Jones"
"Jim Brown - Byron Williams"
"Michael J. Fox - Jason Stone"
"Lisa Marie - Martian Girl"
"Sarah Jessica Parker - Nathalie Lake"
"Rod Steiger - General Decker"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!