"[gets out of his car] Oh no. Not...Haunted Halloween. [sees a skeleton chasing people] Oh, my writing was so cliché back then. [sees a red balloon] I knew it! I knew I came up with that first! [sees the Tesla tower, refers to Slappy] That clever little dummy's writing his own ending. Not in my book he's not."

"— Emily Elizabeth"

"— Mr. Tieran"

"— Mr. Packard"

"— "Russ T" the Veterinarian"

"John Cleese — Mr. Bridwell"

"I wish you were big and strong, and the world can't hurt us."

"What if you found someone so full of love that it made you feel like you could do anything?"

"People don't like things different. There are no other dogs like you."

"This dog is killing me."

"[Emily: Shouldn't we try to hide him, or something?] It's New York, no one will notice."

"This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. And I've been to Burning Man."

"[after Clifford farts] This is what killed the dinosaurs!"

"Siobhan, he's with us. Put the down."

"Mr. Jarvis: [after Clifford saves him from falling] Your dog just saved my life!"

"Mr. Bridwell: [to Emily] Isn't technology amazing? People say it's quite like magic. So if you'll excuse me, I have some other people I need to help. After all, your not the only person in the world who "isn't" looking for a pet"

"Jack Whitehall — Uncle Casey"