""Sources say the only way to stop what Plasmius' machine did your mind is to return to the Timeless Stardial. Let's do that instead of fight!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""Not bad for a nobody, eh, Shredder? You're through!" (After winning)"

""You don’t scare me, Shredder. Okay, maybe you do, but I’ll still fight!" (before the fight alt)"

""Maybe Shredder won this round… but I’m not giving up. I’ll get him next time!" (after losing)"

""That's the end of your story, jellyfish!" (After winning)"

""What? Am I going to have to fight THAT?!" (before the fight)"

""I know how powerful you are, but I'm not running away from this fight!" (before the fight)"

""I’m about to be attacked… by a giant skeleton!" (before the fight)"

""Hey, Raphael! Over here, It's April!" (Confronting a mind-controlled Raphael)"

""Newsflash! I'm back! And I'm going to track down the story of how this happened!" (When being unlocked)"

""You won’t just be getting hard-hitting questions from me." (alt challenging the player in campaign mode)"

""Another ghost! Where’d all these ghosts come from?" (before the fight)"

""This interview is over!" (Battling Rocksteady; also used whenever April is granted to defeat Clockwork)"

""Oh, this is gonna make headlines all right." (Battling Donatello)"

""You’re more a talking headache than anything else." (challenging the player in campaign mode)"

""I beat the ghost! Now, that’s front page news!" (after winning)"

""Wow. Looks like you won big at Mutation Roulette." (Confronting a mind-controlled Rocksteady)"

""I didn't know you were coming to this, April!" (Confronting a mind-controlled April)"

""I guess I shouldn’t be surprised it's trying to talk. I mean, I can talk." (when meeting Gary)"

""Wow. And here I thought I knew crazy when I saw it." (before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"

""Don't be like that. You have to let go of your anger!" (After winning)"

""Hey Donatello, watch these moves!" (Confronting a mind-controlled Donatello)"

""Raphael, let's see if you can do something newsworthy." (Battling Raphael)"

""I guess I gave up the ghost!" (after losing)"

""Donatello! When did you get here! (Confronting a mind-controlled Donatello)"

""Oh great... another critic!" (Battling the player alt)"

""I'm sure I beat Plasmius... but if I did, why am I back here?" (Wondering why he returned to the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""I will run you outta business." (encountering Mr. Krabs)"

""We'll see about that, Inspector Loose-Lips! Mwahahaha!" (encountering Squidward)"

""Now I can get back to what I'm really good at: scheming to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

""I like a dramatic reveal as much as anyone, but you could have said something sooner." (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"

""Whew! I'm sure glad to see you!" (Freeing Clockwork from mind control)"

""Hey! You can cheat like that?! I didn't get a chance to cheat on you!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)"

""Enough! No more fighting!" (Rematch with Clockwork)"

""Being an evil genius only takes you so far, I guess..." (After being defeated by Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"You're quite the storyteller, aren't you?" Norbert:"Where's a campfire when you need one?" (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)"

""You're crazier than I thought. And I usually find that an admirable quality." (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"

""I do enjoy smashing things. I won't lie. But your way lacks a certain finesse. Let me tell you all about it in the Timeless Stardial where your mind will return to normal!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""He will rue the day he crossed me. And I do mean "rue."" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"

""Another formidable foe! What to do... what to do?" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

""I don't think so, ghost. If that other ghost couldn't stop me, you certainly won't." (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""Hey... what's with you? Are you supposed to be glowing like that?" (After finding Clockwork, but realizing there is something wrong with him)"

"Dagget:"I hope you've seen the error of your ways, ghost." Norbert:"Destroying the universe isn't what respectable people do!" (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

""You're very good at lying. I admire that." (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"