Role Playing Video Games

"My wife told you that, didn't she? Don't listen to her, she's been dead for twelve years!"

"When you get blown up, come back and tell me about it! EVERYONE ELSE HAS!"

"You seem bored. Or is it me? Maybe it's both of us."

"You're already dead, just lie down!"

"There are corpses all over the ground, is this your idea of an accident?"

"Suicide was deciding you could ignore your superiors."

"Is there something wrong with the hologram? Or is your face supposed to look like that?"

"Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation."

"They'll be on you like Hutts at a buffet... Except, you know, faster."

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone inside is a target. Anything nailed down... Soot that, too."

"I love assasinating assassins. They always look so surprised."

"There is no finest view than gazed rebels running out of a cave into the waiting blasters of your own battalion. Well perhaps sun rises... But for those you have to wake up early."

"I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space debris than given over to the empire."

"I used to be respected, you know. My word carried weight. Then, one tiny mistake and suddenly no one trusts me. My troops were acting strangely, plotting something. Obviously they were traitors. All the warning signs were there. The smart move was to kill them all! How could I know they were planing a surprise party for my promotion!!"

"Grathan's trouble, big trouble, you see. Mad scientist type: Likes weapons, cyborgs, droids, ergonomic chairs..."

"Rarsk will cut out your heart and feed it to a tiny rodent."

"How come we never visit any NICE planets?"

"Now you're dumb, ugly and dead!"

"Is.. Is guilt a Force Power? Why does talking to a Jedi always remind me of talking to my mother?"

"I want to be called... *she waves her hands looking up as if saying something magificent* cracker jack. That sounded a lot better in my head..."

"(to Risha) "Somebody hates you? But you're sooo... Likeable.""

"Ha! Holiday, were you watching?"

"Do I get a grant for this?"

"Devour fear, or be devoured."

"I have disturbed the fabled Jedi calm...it is time for us to leave"

"Wow, there is incompetent... And then there are you guys"

"Time for these nuts to meet a nutcracker."

"Did I tell you about my Jedi friend?"

"Always up to our necks in bad guys… finding new ones to beat up. Fun - but not relaxing."

"You know what they say about all work and no play. We could use a hobby or something…"

"We’re outnumbered, under-powered and one step behind the enemy. Just once, I’d like to try it the other way."

"Dear Czerka, please stop finding ancient horrible things. Love Kira."

"Thanks for the assist."

"Looks like I'm gonna break your record boss...."

"Eat lightsaber, jerk!."

"And stay down!."

"Someday, let's retire from this Jedi business. Spend the rest of our lifes having fun."

"Have you seen what those Sith are wearing? It's like every fashion designer in the galaxy joined the dark side."

"If they were to mash Hoth and Tatooine into one planet...would it be a decent planet with nice weather?"

"You know what I learned during my first council meeting? I can sleep standing up."

"Jedi = Good to go/T7 = All terrain vehicle."

"I don't want to go to your stupid cave."

"I've just finished cleaning the fuel injectors to the sublight drive. You should notice a .00008% power increase."

"Hail to the Emperor! But more importantly, hail to you master!"

"Always a pleasure, master. I hope you're having an excellent day and feel no desire to deactivate me."

"SCORPIO Sanctions Activated!"

"I require better targets."

"I have never actually rescued anyone. I shall observe this."

"(while being tortured) "Is that all you've got? I've done worse to family.""

"Last wedding I was at? Black dress, heels, groom looked fantastic but I looked better... Slipped on that ring and ran."