"[after showing Eddie his true form: A toon; as his voice grows higher-pitched every second] Remember me, Eddie?! When I KILLED your brother, I TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIS!!!"

"Can you guess what this is? [Jessica Rabbit: Oh, my God! It's DIP!!!] That's right, my dear! Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the Earth!"

"You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtains on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I am retiring to take a new role in the private sector."

"I think... I'm gonna faint."

"Oh, my God! It's DIP!!!"

"Mr. Valiant? [madly slaps Eddie in the face] I hope you're proud of yourself. And those pictures you took."

"[looks at the newspaper in his office] It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. [drinks his whiskey] All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. [notices the will is Marvin Acme is in the picture, gets out of the magnifying glass to investigate it] The baby was right. The hell with it."

"[while seeing Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme playing patty-cake] You gotta be kidding me."

"Who're you calling a chump, chimp?"

"Get this straight, meatball. I... don't... work for toons! [stuffs a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off]"

"Nice booby trap!"

"[to Earl, who recently got laid off] Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning."

"Wayne Allwine - Mickey Mouse"

"Tony Anselmo - Donald Duck"

"Tony Pope - Goofy and the Big Bad Wolf"

"Mae Questel - Betty Boop"

"James Woods - US National Security Advisor Michael Kitz"

"William Fichtner - Kent"

"David Morse - Ted Arroway"

"Jena Malone - Young Ellie"

"Tom Skerritt - David Drumlin"

"John Hurt - S.R. Hadden"

"Matthew McConaughey - Palmer Joss"

"Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway"

"Alien: You're an interesting species, an interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other."

"Jay Leno: So it turns out there's life on other planets. Boy, this is really going to change the Miss Universe contest, you know what I mean?"

"First rule of government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?"

"I've had a long time to make enemies, doctor. So many governments, business interests, even religious leaders that would like to see me depart this Earth. I'll grant them their wish soon enough. But before I do, I wish to make a small contribution. A final gesture of good will to the people of this little planet who have given—from whom I have taken—so much."

"So what's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious god created the universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that he simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?"

"What I'm asking is... are we happier, as a human race? Is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology? We shop at home, we surf the Web, and at the same time we feel emptier, lonelier, and more cut off from each other than at any other time in human history..."

"Rob Lowe - Richard Rank"

"Angela Bassett - Rachel Constantine"