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"Daniel Oreskes - Mark"
"Kieran Culkin - Benjamin "Benji" Kaplan"
"Will Sharpe - James"
"Liza Sadovy - Diane"
"Ellora Torchia - Priya"
"Jennifer Grey - Marcia"
"Kurt Egyiawan - Eloge"
"Jesse Eisenberg - David Kaplan"
"Salma Hayek - Maxandra Mendoza"
"Adam RodrÃguez - Tito"
"Gavin Spokes - Matthew"
"Ayub Khan Din - Victor"
"Juliette Motamed - Hannah"
"Caitlin Gerard - Kim"
"Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie"
"I want every woman that walks into this theater to feel that a woman can have whatever she wants, whenever she wants."
"Matt Bomer - Ken"
"I'm going to put on a show at this famous theater."
"You're not shutting me down. Not this time!"
"Without further ado, I give you the visionary artist, Magic Mike."
"Yeah. For the right amount of dollars, I think you can have as vibrant as a time as you like."
"Kevin Nash - Tarzan"
"People are numb, disconnected. We're going to wake them up with a wave of passion they've never felt before."
"Alan Cox - Roger"
"You're so good at this. You cannot say that we've created so far isn't special. So I'm not going to just let us give up on it."
"Channing Tatum - Michael "Magic Mike" Lane"
"Christopher Bencomo - Kim's Husband"
"Vicki Pepperdine - Edna Eaglebauer"
"Jemelia George - Zadie"
"I just wanted to escape my life. But then, you came along, and gave me this unexpected, magical moment, that made me remember who I really was."
"Michael Strahan - Augustus"
"Stephen "tWitch" Boss - Malik"
"Elizabeth Banks - Paris"
"Lindsey Moser - Smiling Cashier"
"Donald Glover - Andre"
"Brandon Richardson - Scorpio"
"I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?"
"Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!"
"Amber Heard - Zoe"
"Gabriel Iglesias - Tobias"
"Andie MacDowell - Nancy"
"Jada Pinkett Smith - Rome"
"You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun could make a big mess out of someone!"
"My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!