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"Is that all, stranger?"
"Hehehehe, thank you."
"[When there's not enough cash to buy the selected item] Not enough cash! Stranger."
"[When prompted to buy the Hand Cannon] Stranger, ha ha, what do ya need that for, goin' huntin' an elephant?"
"[Chicago Typewriter] Stranger, stranger! Now THAT's a weapon!"
"[When prompted to buy the Broken Butterfly magnum revolver] I see you have an eye for things, guns's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin'. You'll know what I'm talkin' about."
"[When prompted to buy the Matilda] Ah, an awesome choice stranger! It has a 3-round rapid fire capability, although it uses up ammo rather quickly."
"[When prompted to buy the Red9 Mauser C96] Ah, the choice of an avid gun collector! It's a nice gun, stranger."
"[When prompted to buy the Mine Thrower] Not only will you need cash, but you'll need guts to buy THAT weapon."
"Come back anytime."
"[If you kill him] Pwaaahhhhhaahhh! OOohhh. Aghh!"
"[Infinite or normal Rocket Launcher] Stranger, stranger, now that's a weapon."
"[Purchasing the punisher] A wise choice mate. Its ammo will penetrate just about anything."
"Various Ganados: ¡No dejes que se escape! (Don't let him escape!)."
"Various Ganados: ¡Detrás de tÃ, imbécil! (Behind you, you imbecile!)."
"Various Ganados: ¡Dale! (Hit him!)."
"Don José: ¿Qué carajos estás haciendo aqu� ¡Lárgate, cabrón! (What the hell are you doing in here? Get out, you bastard!)."
"Don Esteban: ¡Un forastero! (An outsider!)."
"Don Diego: ¡Basta, hijo de puta! (Enough, you son of a bitch!)."
"Mike: Name's Mike. You looking for firepower, you've come to the right place"
"Mike: Sorry, bad traffic. I'll cover ya"
"Mike: Oooooh yeah, got them scumbags!"
"Mike: Hey, yeah, I know a good bar!"
"Resident Evil... reinvented."
"Paul Mercier: Leon Kennedy,Merchant"
"Carolyn Lawrence: Ashley Graham"
"Rino Romano: Luis Sera"
"Rene Mujica: Ramon Salazar"
"Sally Cahill: Ada Wong"
"Salli Saffioti: Ingrid Hunnigan"
"Jim Ward: Jack Krauser"
"Jesse Corti: Bitores Mendez"
"Richard Waugh: Albert Wesker"
"Faith in money will lead you nowhere, Saddler."
"Ah! You pervert!"
"Hey! What are you looking at?!"
"Are you OK, Leon?"
"Leave it to me, Leon!"
"Leooon! Heeelp!"
"Talk about near-death experience."
"Thanks! That should keep me company cuz boredom kills me!"
"Saddler, you're small time!"
"[Upon seeing the dog whilst fighting El Gigante] Hey, it's that dog."
"[when Leon asks a Ganado whether he has seen Ashley or not] I was wondering if you might recognize the girl in this photograph."
"[if Ashley dies] Ohhh no..."
"MIIIIIIIIIIKKKKEE! (shortly after) I'll make sure you're the next to go, Saddler."
"Now that's what I call backup."
"No thanks, bro!"
"Don't worry, Ashley! I'm comin' for ya!"
"Better try a new trick, 'cause that one's gettin' old."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!