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"He's a great guy. He's doing great out there right now."
"I mean, girlfriends are trouble at this age."
"I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me."
"Without the Internet I would have no fans and I wouldn’t be in this business. I owe everything to the Internet and my fans."
"It amazes me that there's been a fuss over me cursing when there's rappers talking about killing people."
"I get pissed off when people at radio and TV shows say, "Can you keep a clean show?" Motherfuckers! Don't they know who they booked? It was the same with the single ["Fuck It"]. They wanted me to change the words to "Forget it" or some bullshit."
"[In New York there are a lot of Irish-Italians because there] are a lot of Irish and a lot of Italians and they fuck each other."
"Whoever says I'm a one-hit wonder can go suck a dick."
"The thing is, I'm not saying "fuck" just to say it. Every time I curse, I mean it. It might sound weird and funny, but I fucking mean the shit."
"My parents are the shit, man. I love them. They've stuck by me forever. They made it really nice for me. I never went through any hard times. The only hard times I went through are with hoes."
"[My lyrical content is] adult shit, but it's not. Everybody curses now, and teenagers swear more than anyone. I've got a three-year-old nephew running around the house saying to me, "Fuck you, you ho." It's fucking insane, man."
"[I]t's so funny when I do TV shows and they're like, "Yeah, you gotta keep it clean, man." I'm like, "How the fuck do I keep it clean? My shit is called 'Fuck It.' Get the fuck out of here. Don't put me on the show if you want me to keep it clean.""
"There's so much bullshit around now in pop and hip-hop, and everybody's talking about the same fucking shit, like get the fuck outta here. That shit is horrible. I don't hate anybody, but that shit pisses me off. It's bullshit. So I wanna change things up and make people go, "Aw, man, this is the hot shit. Eamon talks from the heart. He's real.""
"A very special thanks to all the women that have cum in and out of my life."
"First of all, I'd like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ—without Him I would not be here today."
"I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THANKS TO GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THE STRENGTH TO CREATE."
"Damn, I ain't lyin' These hoes love providin' When my dick hits your pussy, there's no denyin' Kissin' my body Make me come like shotties Love them trees, but I got a new favorite hobby There ain't no stoppin' From hoes gone ho-woppin' When I come to town, you know what the fuck's poppin'"
"I pray and plead you go and get up and leave, girl Go save yourself while there's time Your mommy, daddy ain't approving of me, girl So go and find that good fit, goodbye"
"See, I don't (Who the fuck knows?) Know why (Huh-huh) You're sayin' that I snitched (I ain't no rat, bitch) You're the dick-suckin', off-key skank bitch (Whoo!)"
"[T]he whole concept of ["Fuck It"] is "fuck it, I don't give a fuck, just fuck it," meaning fuck the relationship, fuck what the people will think of me, just fuck it, fuck everything, ya know?"
"Mama don't cry I couldn't stop I know I put You through a lot"
"You're my flesh and blood, I'm part Of you Yeah When I'm harming me I'm harming you I'm your baby boy, and you're My best friend I won't let you down again"
"I call [my music] ho-wop. It's the flavor of hip-hop, the flavor of doo-wop, and hoes."
"I'll make It right At any cost I fought The war And almost lost I'll be back In your arms soon"
"Yeah Yeah, that's right (Ho) Ho, ho (Oh) Uh Staten Island, uh (Whoa) Yeah (Uh) Come on (Yeah) Uh Yo Yeah, bitch, bob ya head (Yeah) Ho-wop, come on (Yeah, uh)"
"So I seen chickens, started spittin' Got me thinkin', "Should I let her ride the dick tonight?" Fuck that, put her in the back Let her yap 'cause she know I'm 'bout to lay the pipe Start buggin' when I'm clubbin' Do I really need the hooker hangin' by my side? Pulled over; shit, I fucked her quick Then kicked her out my ride"
"Don't know what ya talkin' 'bout, I'll always have hoes by my side (Uh) Smokin' blunts, gettin' drunk, stayin' high 'til the very last day I die (Uh) And there's nothing like new pussy, so there's no worries 'bout wives (Yeah) And there ain't nobody out there gonna tell me how to live my life"
"Every time I hear somebody doubt me, I just laugh about it Keeps me hungry, focused on the cash Trust me, don't fuck with me or catch you disrespecting me There's friends of mine do whatever I ask See, your ass is just a joke Front but love me on the low Stop the swinging from my dick Bitch, get off my shit"
"I never trusted you one minute Tellin' people that I'm finished Number one in twenty countries But to you I'm still nobody When I'm around you, life gets harder But when you're sleepin', E gets smarter (Uh, yeah)"
"It was four in the morning I'm yawning and feening and scheming on a chick to lay When somebody said the afterparty was jumpin' off around my way I said, "I'm wit' it My dick gon' get it It's all love, life's so smooth""
"I live the fast life, keep my shit tight Never steer left 'cause I'm always right Damn, I'm so fine, and I'ma stay shinin' Let the party keep goin', flowin' Livin' life like whoa No stress, so I never feel old "Slow down" is what I been told Fuck that, I keep it outta control Like whoa (Come on)"
"And I been waitin' all my life And I been havin' big dreams times twice"
"I'm 'bout to bless the world again Got chickens drippin', wishin' with my pen Gonna sell millions on top of millions I'm just gonna blow"
"When I call (Yeah) Girl, don't be wastin' my time (Uh) You know what's good (Uh-huh) Drink, fuck, and come and get high Hope you learn So you don't have to ever ask why Now you know I love fuckin' all the time"
"Check the mailbox and I got my check Sit back, relax as I sip my Beck's Think about all the shit I can get So I spend and spend 'til I think I'm set"
"Smokin' Drinkin' Livin' Laughin' Fuckin' Buggin' Lovin' Singin' Spendin' Chillin' Bonin' Moanin'"
"Body (Body) I wanna touch your body (Body) I wanna feel your body (Body) Body Whoa!"
"See, I would fly a million miles on the worst airline (Coach!) All around the world Just to see your frown Turn into a smile"
"First I saw your gorgeous eyes Then noticed your ass was fly I just thought we could have fun I could show you affection"
"Do whatcha gotta do I fucked your friend this afternoon"
"I can show you who's the man Let me show you with my hands I just want you close to me I'll get you wet Just wait and see"
"You should know by now When I take you out, you act proper When we at places You know your place when hoes holler Fuck that shit You know the rules Every girl that I fuck gets put through school"
"When you come, please, girl, act right Don't try none of your crazy shit tonight So when you come, please, girl, act right I don't give a fuck; you been actin' up"
"Hey trick Better start actin' right (Whoa oh) Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh Swallow You know that it's tastin' right (Whoa oh) Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh"
"I may not be your man, baby But you know I'm drivin' you crazy That's why you'll fuck with me for the rest of your life (Rest of your life) I know you're lovin' the sex Swallow it up; it's better than X That's why you're stuck with me for the rest of your life (Rest of your life)"
"You played me You even gave him head!"
"Fuck what I said It don't mean shit now Fuck the presents Might as well throw 'em out Fuck all those kisses They didn't mean jack Fuck you, you ho I don't want you back"
"Now it's O-over But I do admit I'm sad It hurts real bad I can't sweat that, 'cause I loved a ho"
"Friends front in front of me Fuckin' wannabes In your ear But they don't know Eamon"
"I got just what you're looking for Yo, I freak it like you like it, then you want some more Let's explore the bedroom floor Over and over and over"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
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Und ich bin sauer!