"In Hollywood I would have found the last teapot and it would be falling off the shelf in slow motion and I would have dove and caught it and we would have walked away in slow motion with you know, hands in the air, high fiving each other."

"You get bored on the road and even a bottle, of water can be fun, if you're bored enough."

"Available online"

"Well what else do you do when you're in jolly old England than go on a search for a teapot?"

"So after Humpfest 06, it was time to play our rock show."

"Fuck the Da Vinci Code! It's the teapot code."

"I feel like Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd!"

"Now there's no *beeping* way in hell I'm gonna go over because I'm a little afraid of animals."

"Climbing uphill, one dollar bill, this town is far."

"Crowded fifty to a room, There's too many rats in this cage of the world, And the women know their place, They sit home and write letters, And when they visit once a year, Well they both just sit there and stare, Gotta keep bars in between us, See how we are"

"The life I lead is mighty slim pickens, there ain't much call for stompin' on chickens"

"There are no angels there are devils in many ways"

"If I was a better poet like William Carlos Williams I’d be able to write about anything, but I’m just a minor poet. So I just write about things like moments of crisis that tend to be on the sadder, darker side. You can spend ten minutes in a really dark place and write a song about it that lasts forever."

"Oh! My dear! My tis of thee! What a tangled web we weave!"

"Please excuse my enemies"

"So Marigold, my love, you've had too much to drink"

"Maybe the times we had, they weren't that bad"

"The blonde lead the blind, but now I being to see"

"So mercy, mercy, mercy me"

"This is the start, the beginning The prologue to the yarn that you're spinning A million synonyms will never get close to describe the feeling"

"If I were you, I would take this as a sign"

"Would you be impressed if I said that the dead would help us counting"

"We'll not be victims there'll be no victims of to speak"

"It doesn't really matter if you lead or follow"

"Why do you cry when you know how the story ends?"

"A moment of silence please for those that never get the chance"

"Little miss dismissed can't miss like a detuned radio"

"Don't you come to me with all your color-coded quotes"

"It hurts too much to stand by"

"I'd like to sing a song (please swear you won't be long)"

"Right and wrong"

"I take that back I won't stop singing when I'm dead"

"I got no cash I got no girl but I got the world in the palm of my hand and I don't care if you care or if you understand because I'm a little kid and I've got little problems and I don't give a shit if you don't, you don't understand because: I got me. That's all I need. And I live comfortably. And I sleep peacefully."

"And now I know it's hard when you don't know what to think"

"So tell me: how long do you think you can go before you lose it all? Before they call you bluff and watch you fall? I don't know, but I'd like to think I had control At some point, but I let it go and lost my soul"

"Last two soldiers on the battlefield survivors of the war they aim at one another while their mothers beg the lord "if you're listening, I'm missing him so somehow bring him home" how did it come to this? so the soldiers lift their rifles and they're aiming at the head they think of their first love before they take a final breath and somewhere in the distance they hear something someone said how did it come to this?"

"So you're tired of living Feel like you might give in Well don't. It's not your time"

"You say you've got the cure"

"Years go by, the time it does fly And every single second is a moment in time That passes oh so quick, and it seems like nothing But when you're looking back well it amounts to everything"

"Hey there Salinger, what did you do?"

"Desecration is the smile on my face."

"Anthony's made a kind-of progress spiritually and inwardly, that you just don't see with rock-stars nowadays. He's gotten so much better as a singer, as a lyricist and as a human being."

"First born unicorn Hardcore soft porn"

"How long, How long? Will I slide? Separate my side? I don't believe it's bad Slit my throat it's all I ever had"

"Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away"

"I'm the bloodstain On your shirt sleeve Coming down and more are coming to believe Now we know it all for sure."

"You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. (Interview Magazine 2000)."

"All you slingers and fiends hide behind your rocks put down your guard I'm not here to box this is no showdown so throw down your gun you see it doesn't matter where you come from."

"The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices.(Oct, 1994 interview)."