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"Johnny has a very good mind."
"The Alexanders gave humdinger, wonderful parties. I don't know whether they would be regarded as outlandish today, but they were certainly regarded as far out in those days. The phenomenal feature of von Neumann was that he could go to these parties and party and drink and whoop it up to the early hours of the morning, and then come in the next morning at 8:30, hold class, and give an absolutely lucid lecture. What happened is that some of the graduate students thought that the way to be like von Neumannn was to live like him, and they couldn't do it."
"Von Neumann was very impressive to talk with. He was very quick."
"In speed and understanding Von Neumann was certainly phenomenal. He could understand a proof even far from his own subject very fast. I remember once in Cambridge I told him a proof of interpolation that was not quite correct. By the time we met again I had a correct proof. Von Neumann told me, “Something seems to be wrong in that proof.” And it was really not his subject. He wasn’t that interested in it, but he was quite right."
"Our country’s greatest Jancsi."
"You know, Herb, Johnny can do calculations in his head ten times as fast as I can! And I can do them ten times as fast as you can, Herb, so you can see how impressive Johnny is!"
"He is really a professional, isn’t he!"
"Dr. von Neumann is one of the very few men about whom I have not heard a single critical remark. It is astonishing that so much equanimity and so much intelligence could be concentrated in a man of not extraordinary appearance."
"Johnny von Neumann was the greatest mathematician around."
"Finally there came in the mail an invitation from the Institute for Advanced Study: Einstein. . . von Neumann. . .Weyl. . . all these great minds!"
"At about that time Einstein had agreed to serve as a consultant to our group but did not want to travel to Washington. So there had to be a liaison person and I was given that opportunity. Since Einstein did not know me, there had to be someone to introduce us. It then happened that I was introduced to Einstein by John von Neumann, one of the most important mathematicians of all time, and who had also become a consultant to our group. It was a very great experience for a new Ph.D. to be introduced to Einstein by Von Neumann!"
"Von Neumann was one of the greatest geniuses that ever lived."
"[Addressing Albert Tucker] The story goes that von Neumann's parents had all been lawyers and they sort of hoped that Johnny would be a good, lawyer. When he was sixteen or so they sort of tolerated his fiddling around with chemistry and mathematics. Finally they found out he wanted to be a mathematician, or chemist, or some mixture. They were very upset. Well, their attitude was that it wasn't too bad if he was going to pe a good one. So they inquired around who the best mathematician in his part of the world was, and it turned out to be Siegel. They had lots of money, and they arranged for Siegel to talk to Johnny. Afterwards they asked him, "Well, do you think he has any potential?" He said, "He knows more mathematics than I do now.""
"Von Neumann was also a delight to be with. His brainpower stuck out in every direction."
"Intellectual brilliance."
"Von Neumann would engage in any subject you wanted to discuss and within five minutes be right at the heart of the issue, even when he started off by saying, “I can discuss that not prejudiced by any facts.”"
"The most outstanding and at the same time versatile mathematician in the world in the second quarter of the 20th century."
"Around 1922–23, being then professor at Marburg University, I received from Professor Erhard Schmidt, Berlin (on behalf of the Redaktion of the Mathematische Zeitschrift) a long manuscript of an author unknown to me, Johann von Neumann, with the title Die Axiomatisierung der Mengenlehre, this being his eventual doctor dissertation which appeared in the Zeitschrift only in 1928, (Vol. 27). I was asked to express my view since it seemed incomprehensible. I don’t maintain that I understood everything, but enough to see that this was an outstanding work and to recognize ex ungue leonem. While answering in this sense, I invited the young scholar to visit me (in Marburg) and discussed things with him, strongly advising him to prepare the ground for the understanding of so technical an essay by a more informal essay which should stress the new access to the problem and its fundamental consequences. He wrote such an essay under the title, Eine Axiomatisierung der Mengenlehre, and I published it in 1925 in the Journal für Mathematik (vol. 154) of which I was then Associate Editor."
"I will not attempt to describe John von Neumann's unique abilities, but only say a little about the impression he made on us. The most striking was the enormous speed with which his brain worked. One could believe he already knew beforehand everything one asked him about. A little story illustrates this. Stefan Bergman […] went around and posed a problem to people. If one approached it directly, it required some calculation and the summation of a geometric series. But if one gave it a suitable twist, the solution became immediately apparent. When von Neumann promptly gave the correct answer, Bergman said: "You are the first of those I have asked who did not sum the geometric series." "No!" answered von Neumann, "I summed it.""
"John von Neumann is a kind of legendary mind ... Many people say he's like one of the smartest humans ever."
"I never ceased to be fascinated by electronic computers, and I feel that I have been privileged in having been initiated so marvellously by the Master himself. His mathematical achievements are far too subtle and technical for me to understand or to describe, but I can attest to the strength of his brain because I once saw him, for a bet, drink sixteen martinis in a row and then be still on his feet and quite lucid, though somewhat pessimistic in his utterances."
"IQ tests for geniuses have not yet been constructed, because one cannot expect the IQ-specialists to be geniuses, but one must suspect that the scale continues upwards to giddy heights of ability. Most of those who have known the mathematician John von Neumann have felt as slow and stupid in his presence as the dunce with the top of the form."
"[On Rayleigh–Taylor instability] So, Fermi said, "Let me make a model; I'll have a broad tongue which moves into the dense material; I'll have a narrow tongue that moves away from it, and I'll just solve this numerically." So, he did some of that, but he wasn't quite satisfied with the solution. One afternoon around 4:50 p.m., John von Neumann came by and saw what Fermi had on the blackboard and asked what he was doing. So, [[Enrico Fermi|Enrico] told him, and John von Neumann said, "That's very interesting." He came back about 15 minutes later and gave him the answer. Fermi leaned against his doorpost and told me, "You know, that man makes me feel I know no mathematics at all.""
"Well, I was so flattered to be mentioned in a footnote by John von Neumann that it didn't occur to me that he hadn't actually credited us with what we were doing."
"The fact, however, remains that a lot of wonderful people never received the prize. Just take a few examples from among Hungarian physicists. Von Neumann never received the prize and neither did Szilard."
"That von Neumann was brilliant, perhaps a good deal more than brilliant, had been clear even in childhood."
"He is regarded as one of the giants of modern mathematics."
"One of the great mathematical universalists."
"While still very young, von Neumann showed tremendous intellectual and linguistic ability, and he once told the author that at six he and his father often joked with each other in classical Greek."
"One of his remarkable abilities was his power of absolute recall. As far as I could tell, von Neumann was able on once reading a book or article to quote it back verbatim; moreover, he could do it years later without hesitation. He could also translate it at no diminution in speed from its original language into English. On one occasion I tested his ability by asking him to tell me how A Tale of Two Cities started. Whereupon, without any pause, he immediately began to recite the first chapter and continued until asked to stop after about ten or fifteen minutes. Another time, I watched him lecture on some material written in German about twenty years earlier. In this performance von Neumann even used exactly the same letters and symbols he had in the original."
"Fantastic speed."
"I guess one of [Veblen's] greatest mathematical accomplishments was finding Johnny von Neumann and bringing him to Princeton University. At least I suppose that was his greatest achievement among many achievements."
"He [Veblen] delighted in Johnny von Neumann."
"Whenever you'd go into his office, having spent the last week working on something, and say, "Johnny, I've got an idea," and start to write, you'd get maybe the first half-a-line down before he'd say, "Yes, let me have the chalk." Then he'd get up there, and for the rest of the hour he would be putting it down in the way it ought to be done."
"He had another quality which I always thought was unbelievable. He and I worked at trying to prove something about bounds on eigen values one time without .any success. One day I saw in Math Reviews a statement that Kolmogorov or somebody had proved a theorem, and I said, "This is what so and so proved." He said, "Sure, this is how it goes." And he went to the blackboard and he proved it. Somehow, just knowing that it was true, and not just a conjecture of ours, made it possible for him to see the proof. I don't know how or why or what."
"At just about the time you could run your eye down the page, he would be turning it."
"I always remember one time, Bochner, von Neumann, and I were in a room, I guess Johnny's room in the Institute. Bochner was presenting material to us, and he got stuck. He hemmed and hawed for a while, and he said "If you'll wait a minute, I know where the book is that has the proof of this. I'll run upstairs and get it." Johnny said, "Don't do that, I don't know what book it's in, but I 'II prove it for you." And he did."
"So he had a remarkable mind, a really remarkable mind."
"It is the hallmark of a great mathematician that his output is prodigious and von Neumann was indeed a great mathematician."
"Of previous publications those of von Neumann have most strongly influenced the work presented here."
"In a 1948 Princeton talk, replying to a frequent affirmation that it's impossible to build a machine that can replace the human mind, von Neumann said: You insist that there is something that a machine can't do. If you will tell me precisely what it is that a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that."
"The greatest polymath and fastest thinker of the 20th century."
"Now, just consider the smartest person who has ever lived. On almost everyone's shortlist here is John von Neumann... I mean, the impression that von Neumann made on the people around him, and this included the greatest mathematicians and physicists of his time, is fairly well-documented. If only half the stories about him are half true, there's no question he's one of the smartest people who has ever lived."
"Most of the legends, from childhood on, tell about his phenomenal speed in absorbing ideas and solving problems. At the age of 6 he could divide two eight-digit numbers in his head; by 8 he had mastered the calculus; by 12 he had read and understood Borel’s Théorie des Fonctions."
"The speed with which von Neumann could think was awe-inspiring."
"When his electronic computer was ready for its first preliminary test, someone suggested a relatively simple problem involving powers of 2. (It was something of this kind: what is the smallest power of 2 with the property that its decimal digit fourth from the right is 7? This is a completely trivial problem for a present-day computer: it takes only a fraction of a second of machine time.) The machine and Johnny started at the same time, and Johnny finished first."
"One famous story concerns a complicated expression that a young scientist at the Aberdeen Proving Ground needed to evaluate. He spent ten minutes on the first special case; the second computation took an hour of paper and pencil work; for the third he had to resort to a desk calculator, and even so took half a day. When Johnny came to town, the young man showed him the formula and asked him what to do. Johnny was glad to tackle it. "Let's see what happens for the first few cases. If we put n = 1, we get..." -- and he looked into space and mumbled for a minute. Knowing the answer, the young questioner put in "2.31?" Johnny gave him a funny look and said "Now if n = 2, ...", and once again voiced some of his thoughts as he worked. The young man, prepared, could of course follow what Johnny was doing, and, a few seconds before Johnny finished, he interrupted again, in a hesitant tone of voice: "7.49?" This time Johnny frowned, and hurried on: "If n = 3, then...". The same thing happened as before - Johnny muttered for several minutes, the young man eavesdropped, and, just before Johnny finished, the young man exclaimed: "11.06!" That was too much for Johnny. It couldn't be! No unknown beginner could outdo him! He was upset and he sulked till the practical joker confessed."
"As a writer of mathematics von Neumann was clear, but not clean; he was powerful but not elegant. He seemed to love fussy detail, needless repetition, and notation so explicit as to be confusing. To maintain a logically valid but perfectly transparent and unimportant distinction, in one paper he introduced an extension of the usual functional notation: along with the standard \phi(x) he dealt also with something denoted by \phi((x)). The hair that was split to get there had to be split again a little later, and there was \phi(((x))), and, ultimately, \phi((((x)))). Equations such as"
"I became Johnny’s assistant. How was it? Scary. The most spectacular thing about Johnny was not his power as a mathematician, which was great, or his insight and his clarity, but his rapidity; he was very, very fast."
"Keeping up with him was... impossible. The feeling was you were on a tricycle chasing a racing car."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
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Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
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