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April 10, 2026
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"Janet Lipsey - Holly"
"Molly Benson - Nerissa"
"Kevin Howarth - Georgie Porgie"
"Sandy Delonga - Vivian"
"David Kaye - Dr. Swineheart"
"Laura Bailey - Rachel / Auntie Greenleaf"
"Kat Cressida - Bloody Mary"
"Philip Banks - The Crooked Man"
"Brian Sommer - Colin"
"Chuck Kourouklis - Toad / Bufkin"
"You think my job is easy? You try keeping a bunch of Fables from killing each other. How do you think this all works? By being big and being bad."
"What is it with you cops always trying to empathize with people? "I know this must be hard for you". Do you? Do you fucking know? Have you had a friend killed and their head left at your fucking doorstep? No? Didn't think so."
"You know what? You'd rather have Crane? Then you fucking deserve him. You fucked up your own lives, dealing with criminals, making your own bad fucking choices, and now you wanna blame us for your screwed up situation. I've been trying fix the mess you made."
"I hope I've at least done some good here."
"Is this what those loans get you? That crooked piece of shit! Ribbons, chains, it's...it's all the fucking same."
"You know what? Fuck this. We've been through Hell trying to keep you all safe, trying to make you all fucking happy! But all you do is complain, so FUCK THIS!"
"[as Bigby leaves] Furry pricked gobshite, tell me how to spend my money..."
"I'm tired of feelin' trivial, mate. A lot of us are."
"I saved Little Red Riding Hood from this monster... I cut this fucker open... And filled his belly full of... stones! AND THREW HIM IN THE FUCKING RIVER—! That's who the fuck I am, YOU STUPID BITCH!"
"Everyone knows you. Big Bad Wolf. Now I'm the bad guy and you're Sheriff. What kinda fuckin' world is that, huh?"
"These lips are sealed."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!