"Satirists, be careful. In the 1931 film by René Clair Vive la Liberte a song says, "Work is freedom." In 1940 the sign on the gates to Auschwitz said: "Arbeit macht frei.""

"Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody."

"Politics: a Trojan horse race."

"Tłum krzyczy jednymi wielkimi ustami, ale je tysiącem małych."

"The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper."

"Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one."

"Hay smells different to lovers and horses."

"You will always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves."

"W walce idei giną ludzie."

"Czy jeżeli ludożerca je widelcem i nożem to postęp?"

"Pogrożę mu tylko palcem – rzekł, kładąc go na cynglu."

"Nawet w jego milczeniu były błędy językowe."

"Those who are ahead of their time often have to wait for it in uncomfortable quarters."

"Wszystko jest w rękach człowieka. Dlatego należy je często myć."