People From New Jersey

"Only the dead find peace, only the living desire it."

"Mirrors reverse life, memories reverse time."

"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."

"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing."

"My reflections always get it backwards."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"Narcissism makes me feel better about myself."

"If the folks back home could see me now, they’d know the surveillance system works."

"Memories have their own way with the past."

"There’s nothing to dream about in heaven."

"You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath."

"There’s nothing more dangerous than a good idea."

"Familiarity is the enemy of admiration."

"You can lead a horse to Harvard but you can’t make him think."

"The only ass I follow is my own."

"A shadow never sees the sun."

"The fastest way to the future is to bypass the past."

"My heart is in the right place… between my lungs."

"I’ve built my house with the stones you’ve thrown."

"If I wanted your opinion, I wouldn’t bother having one of my own."

"Every silver lining obscures a cloud."

"A ripe apple never toppled the tree."

"The best things in life have fleas."

"It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward."

"Money is the root of all motivation."

"The human heart beats itself to death."

"Holding contradictory ideas balances the brain."

"Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility."

"You’re only young forever."

"The longest journey ends where apathy begins."

"Talent is the enemy of taste. Taste is the enemy of talent."

"The heart’s desire is expressed in blood."

"If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else."

"He who laughs last didn’t get the joke."

"He who laughs last may be the joke."

"If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity."

"We are the new they."

"The first thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list."

"You may know you’re going to die, but you won’t know you’re dead."

"I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years."

"The only thing I would do different is more of the same."

"Nothing’s a mistake until you make it."

"Those who cannot create consume."