People From Malmo

"They just come, I promise. It is nothing that I plan."

"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

"I'm not used to winning nothing – it's the first time it's happened to me. I'm disappointed. It's a failure."

"I'm number one. I really feel that way. If you think you are the second it's the end. The fact that I have never won the Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player doesn't mean that I cannot be number one."

"I went left, he went left. I went right, he went right. I went left again, he went to buy a hot dog."

"During the World Cup in 2002 I was voted Man of the Match three times in Sweden, even though I hadn't played. The people love me."

"An injured Zlatan is a properly serious thing for any team."

"I score a lot of goals that are hard to replicate. I don't think that you can score as spectacular a goal as those of Zlatan in a video game - even though these games are very realistic these days."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."

"When the red card happened the worst thing was the Chelsea players. I felt there were 11 babies around me."

"I came like a king, left like a legend."

"It's not a difficult choice, I know what I want. The future is already written. I have made my choice."

"I don't give guarantees. There are concrete offers from the Premier League, so let's see what happens"

"I'm only warming up. I had a fantastic season, I proved age is just a number, Everything is in your head. Whatever you want to do you will do it. It's a master mind game. If I want to make it I'll make it. If I want to do it I'll do it."

"I want you to still write a lot of stories so I get excited when I see them, Because I want to see who is making up the best story and when I'm tired of it I will let you know where I will go."

"I am too good for Allsvenskan"

"I am Zlatan Ibrahimović, and I am just warming up"

"“Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.” - Referring to when he turned down a trial with Arsenal"

"We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.” - On his legacy"

"“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari.” - Comparing himself to a luxury car"

"I came like a king, left a legeng."

"(If you could be friends with any author, dead or alive, who would it be?) I would choose to be friends with an author who’s alive. Probably Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Yes, he’s a professional soccer player, but he’s fascinating, and he wrote a book"