":Chief: You did it! We've been trying to do it for years and you finally did it! You captured the elusive ringleader of V.I.L.E., the one and only Carmen Sandiego! YAY! [waves pom-poms before tossing them aside] And you did it just in time, too, because we've just discovered the real plan: to steal ACME HQ! She came this...[makes a gesture with thumb and finger that's only half an inch apart]...close...to putting us all out of commission for good, so she could steal the world's treasures unchallenged!"

"Thanks to your stellar sleuthing, Ken U. Sparadigm can't even spare a nickel. We've clobbered him with court costs and copped him into prison."

"You made life tough for Miss Ann Stuf, and now a lot fewer people will be missing their stuff."

"Hey, I'm caught, and I have to cash it in, but the smart money's still on Carmen."

"I've never pictured myself getting caught! Would you believe I've been framed?"

"Aw, man! I hope they don't give homework in the hoosegow!"

"Looks like I'm up the creek without a paddle!"

"This chase tired me out, but Carmen's in the driver's seat, and you'll never match her speed!"

"You may have stopped me, but you'll never arrest Carmen Sandiego!"

"Agh! Looks like I'm in hot water! You made me look like a wet noodle!"

"You may have short-circuited my operation, but I'm an adapter!"

"Oh, no! All of my schemes have been nipped in the bud!"

"Catching me was a tall order, but catching Carmen will be a colossal achievement."

"You nailed me! But if you want to get Carmen, you'll need a much bigger hammer!"

"Oh, no, you found me! I wonder where I blew it?"

"How did I get caught in such a seedy crime? That evidence you weeded through was planted!"

"To coin a phrase, I didn't think you coppers had enough "cents" to catch me."

"You can try to reform me, but I'LL NEVER CHANGE!"

"Hello and welcome to ACME, I'm the Chief. But you can call me...well...'the Chief.' We're in the business of tracking down thieves, and we're ultimately after one: Carmen Sandiego! Every creep we've ever collared has been working for her!"

"Excuse the intrusion, but your past successes mean little in the grand scheme of things. My grand scheme, that is."

"Well, well, the successful inspector is at it again. Good luck trying to figure out my ultimate goal. You'll need it."

"I've kept my eye on you, gumshoe. You've done well so far, but wait until the end, my friend..."

"I admire your persistence, but I'm a thief in her prime. There's no way you can stop my next crime."

"You've become quite a crimestopper, but you'll never put a stop to my grand plan."

"Mmm, I enjoy a good challenge. But I'm afraid that soon, you may be out of your league. Farewell!"

"Do you really think you can catch me? Remember, Carmen Sandiego is never far away, but always out of reach."

"You're becoming quite a good detective, detective, but no one can catch Carmen Sandiego."

"The only crook who ever used both tunes was Robocrook."

"Robocrook (Seasons 3-5)"