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"Cetrion: Is there room for love in your heart? Sub-Zero: Love gets in the way. Cetrion: Love leads the way, Kuai Liang."
"Frost: Mine is a cold, cold world. Jacqui: You'll be hotter when you die, Frost. Frost: Think you can send me to the Netherrealm?"
"Scorpion: Still hoping to kill me? Frost: All Shirai Ryu must die. Scorpion: My fire will melt you, Frost."
"Kung Lao: Smile and the realms smile with you. Baraka: I'll smile when you swing from a meat hook. Kung Lao: Not going to happen, Baraka."
"D'Vorah: Jerrod was soft and weak-willed. Kitana: You claim to know father? D'Vorah: This One killed him for Shao Kahn."
"Kitana: I was right, doubting the Elder Gods. Cetrion: Your lack of faith disturbs me. Kitana: As does your obedience to Kronika."
"Kitana: I've never liked guns. Erron Black: Aww, they make you nervous, Princess? Kitana: They are highly uncivilized."
"Baraka: All of Tarkata reveres Jade. Kotal Kahn: An honor richly deserved. Baraka: You, on the other hand."
"Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm. Jacqui: And proud of it, Buckteeth. Baraka: These teeth will rend your flesh."
"Baraka: What happened to your eye? Kano: Special Forces bastard took it. Baraka: I'll take the other one."
"Baraka: We meet again. Sub-Zero: It's a long way from the tournament. Baraka: We can still fight."
"Baraka: Speak your joke to my face. Jacqui: Baraka: My Grandmother's were the biggest!"
"Baraka: Heir to the Great Kung Lao. Kung Lao: The family legend precedes me. Baraka: It ends with your death."
"Baraka: I hate cold things. Frost: I am no 'thing', beast. Baraka: You are meat, Frost."
"Baraka: You'll be a good practice dummy. Frost: I am the future of pain, Baraka! Baraka: More like future of scrap metal."
"D'Vorah: A cold snack for the Swarm. Frost: This frost bites back. D'Vorah: Not with your jaw slacked from poison."
"Frost: You should have been Grandmaster. Noob Saibot: I would not allow female Lin Kuei. Frost: You're worse than Kuai Liang!"
"Kung Lao: Double date with Liu Kang and Kitana? Jade: In your dreams, Kung Lao. Kung Lao: A simple 'no' would have sufficed."
"Noob Saibot: You know nothing of cold. Frost: You never conjured ice as cold as mine. Noob Saibot: Death is the coldest ice."
"Noob Saibot: You are a sinful monk. Kung Lao: I'm no Liu Kang, but I'm hardly sinful. Noob Saibot: Death will purge your pride."
"Noob Saibot: One clan will rule the New Era. Frost: That clan will be mine, Bi-Han. Noob Saibot: Kuai Liang would be a better Grandmaster."
"Noob Saibot: Kuai Liang was a fool to trust you. Frost: A fool to doubt me, like you. Noob Saibot: I do not doubt your hubris."
"Frost: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Cassie Cage: Page five, Cliché Villains Handbook? Frost: Snark won't save you, Cage."
"Frost: Once cyberized, you will serve. Erron Black: Serve? Or service? Frost: Ugh, never mind."
"Kano: Better get right with Kronika. Baraka: (Fuck) you and Kronika! Kano: Now that's a bonzer attitude."
"Liu Kang: You learned nothing at the Wu Shi. Kung Lao: I learned I'm better than the best. Liu Kang: Have you been drinking with Bo 'Rai Cho?"
"Liu Kang: Master Li Bing saw your potential. Kung Lao: Is that why he made life Hell? Liu Kang: That was because you are lazy."
"Scorpion: Beware your bond with Liu Kang. Kitana: Relationship advice, Scorpion? Scorpion: Losing him will burn your soul."
"Sub-Zero: Minus three degrees Celsius. Skarlet: What is that? Sub-Zero: The freezing point for blood."
"Scorpion: Did you kill my family? Sub-Zero: No, Quan Chi did. Scorpion: But I saw a vision of YOU."
"Shang Tsung: You are neither god nor Kahn. Kotal Kahn: Then what am I, Shang Tsung? Shang Tsung: My next victim."
"Raiden: You proved a poor student. Frost: Sub-Zero had nothing to teach me. Raiden: Your ignorance is stunning, Frost."
"Cetrion: Do not betray Kronika. D'Vorah: This One is her most dutiful servant. Cetrion: As you were Mileena's?"
"Cetrion: Your poor, withering soul. Frost: I have never been stronger, Cetrion. Cetrion: Of body, not of virtue."
"Cetrion: What has Mother done this time? Cetrion (other player): Corrected a flawed first draft. Cetrion: We are all flawed. I accept it."
"Sub-Zero: Why should I pray to you? Cetrion: Why does a bird flap its wings? Sub-Zero: I asked a simple question."
"Sonya Blade: In the future we carry tiny TVs with us? Cassie Cage: Welcome to the Digital Age. Sonya Blade: More like the Distracted Age."
"Johnny Cage: Once upon a time I beat Shinnok. Shang Tsung: My, you have a colorful imagination. Johnny Cage: Look it up. I laid him out!"
"Skarlet: I need your warm, red blood. Sub-Zero: My blood runs cold. Skarlet: How refreshing!"
"Jax: This a friendly fight, Sub-Zero? Sub-Zero: I prefer to see your full strength. Jax: Stone cold. I like that."
"Sub-Zero: Those blades will snap. Baraka: Those who try get impaled. Sub-Zero: They were not me, Baraka."
"Cassie Cage: What's our sparring record? Jacqui: We're tied, five and five. Cassie Cage: So this is match point."
"Jacqui: What's this about a blood ceremony? Scorpion: Marry Takeda, you marry the Shirai Ryu. Jacqui: Do we get matching rope spears?"
"Baraka: Mileena's blood was Tarkatan. Kitana: She was created to spite me. Baraka: Shao Kahn improved on the original."
"Cassie Cage: What up, Empress Princess? Kitana: Are Earthrealmers not taught etiquette? Cassie Cage: Just got no patience for imperial bullshit."
"Frost: I'd cut a deal, but I know better. Kano: My aren't you the full quid. Frost: You have no idea."
"Raiden: Yet again, you betray Earthrealm. Shang Tsung: Are you surprised, Raiden? Raiden: Only that it took you so long."
"Jacqui: I hear Sub-Zero's no fan. Frost: He's never respected my power. Jacqui: Chip, meet shoulder."
"Scorpion: You plan to marry my chujin? Jacqui: Takeda got smart and put a ring on it. Scorpion: First, prove you are worthy."
"Scorpion: Sub-Zero's mistake with you is obvious. Frost: Share your wisdom, Scorpion. Scorpion: To be trained, you must be tamed."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!