"Theresa, a marriage - I mean, a real marriage, between a man and a woman, isn't about one person's needs. It's about doing selfless sacrifices for one another, no matter how hard it is."

"What do I have to do to get you to admit what's going on here, Ethan? Walk in on you and Theresa in bed making love? What's she going to tell me then, huh? That she was just fluffing your pillows and just happened to slip underneath you?"

"[to Timmy] Do you remind yourself of anyone? I'll give you a hint. He was made of wood by a weirdo named Gepetto."

"Not even the Internet can save us now!"

"[Chris has just shot the hitman] [to James] Sorry, sweetheart, the bad man's in heaven now."

"[prepares to leave Ethan's ICU room] Theresa, why don't you come with me? You don't belong here."

"I'm paying you to represent the woman I love, not my wife."

"Oh my God! I think it's the remains of Grace's tomato soup cake!"

"[Noah insults Fancy] You're a jerkface."

"[Esme can't seem to remember Noah's name] It's Noah! Remember? The ark? All the animals?"

"[disgusted by Esme's attitude towards Noah] This is sick! You're taking advantage of a poor schlub who has to help pay his father's mortgage and has to find even more money to help pay his whacked-out sister's therapy fees."

"'Escort', 'friend', 'tour guide' - they're all euphemisms for 'gigolo', Noah."

"[to Esme] If you're expecting anything more from Romeo here, I wouldn't get your hopes up. He was just telling me he's not a gigolo."

"[Noah suggests that it would kill Fancy if he were to sleep with Esme] Yes! No! Of course not, you arrogant boar. I couldn't care less who you sleep with, as long as it's not me."

"[Noah insults Fancy] Oh, go suck an egg."

"[Fancy comes to a realization after Alistair's marriage to Theresa] Oh, my God. You're my step-grandmother!""

"It's hard getting a license when you're underage. Plus, I kept forgetting that the states have speed limits. In parts of Europe they don't, you know."

"[to Ivy] Hi, Mummy! I'm home!"

"[to Alistair] Grampy! (repeated line)"

"[Luis and Sam have again accused Alistair of a crime with no proof] You'll have to excuse me. I've heard all of this empty huffing and puffing before."

"It's a sad day in America when the Cranes can't subvert government policy."

"Is Ethan really my son? I'm not going to rest until I know for sure. Maybe there's a clue on the Internet."

"Esme? What kind of name is that? Forgot who I was talking to. To someone named Fancy, Esme actually sounds kind of normal."

"[Kay has second thoughts about being good] Miguel is going to be mine no matter what I have to do! Charity, be damned! As God as my witness, I'll never be good again!"

"You can't give up on Charity, Miguel. Would Leonardo give up on Kate? Would Ross give up on Rachel? Would Bo give up on Hope?"

"Matt Craven - Dr. Michael Hirsch (Season One)"

"Kim Murphy - Susan (Season One)"

"Vanessa L. Williams - LAPD Detective III Katherine Pierce (Season Two)"

"Kelly Hu - Rachel Durrel (Season Two)"

"Erich Anderson - Ben Fisher (Season One)"

"Kelly Rowan - Marian McNorris (Season One)"

"Dorian Harewood - LAPD Captain Ron Hicks"

"David Proval - LAPD Detective II Paul Turcotte"

"Megan Ward - Kelly Stevens"

"Nina Garbiras - Andrea Little, Reporter (Season One)"

"Mykelti Williamson - Detective Bobby 'Fearless' Smith"

"Donnie Wahlberg - Detective Joel Stevens"

"Lana Parrilla - Teresa Ortiz, Paramedic"

"Neal McDonough - David McNorris, Deputy D.A."

"Jason Gedrick - Officer Tom Turcotte"

"Gary Basaraba - Officer Ray Hechler"

"Ned Beatty - Det. Stanley Bolander [Seasons 1-3, TVM]"

"Daniel Baldwin - Det. Beau Felton [Seasons 1-3, TVM]"

"Ed Begley, Jr. - Dr. Victor Ehrlich [TVM]"

"Jason Priestley - Det. Robert Hall [TVM]"

"Callie Thorne - Det. Laura Ballard [Seasons 6-7, TVM]"

"Jon Seda - Det. Paul Falsone [Seasons 6-7, TVM]"

"Jon Polito - Det. Steve Crosetti [Seasons 1-2, TVM]"

"Max Perlich - J. H. Brodie [Season 5, TVM]"

"Michael Michele - Det. Rene Sheppard [Season 7, TVM]"