Nazis In Television

"My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom"

"Jack Haig - Roger LeClerc"

"Yes, Herr Flick!"

"Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")"

"Gorden Kaye - René Artois"

"Sue Hodge - Mimi Labonq"

"Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style."

"May I kiss you?"

"Hole Hotler!"

"Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand"

"'tler! (pronouncing only the last third of "Heil Hitler!")"

"(Jolly) good show!"

"Carmen Silvera - Edith Artois"

"Rose Hill - Fanny La Fan"

"Ze flashing knobs, ze flashing knobs!! (in later seasons, Leclerc often comes out from the bedclothes)"

"Can you do nothing right?!"

"I love you, I love you! (running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum)"

"René: All of them the same."

"I have bad nose."

"I was in the poop"

"Flick ze Gestapo... no, I said FLICK ze Gestapo!"

"What-a mistake-a to make-a"

"René! What are you doing, holding that poor servant-girl in your arms?"

"Ow are you getting on, ey?"

"(To Madame Fanny) Shut up, you (silly) old bat."

"Hello! (when they come out of hiding)"

"Oh Yvette!"

"René! What are you doing with that woman?"

"Vicki Michelle - Yvette Carte-Blanche"

"Francesca Gonshaw - Maria Recamier"

"Ooooh, Rrrrenéééé!"

"Edith! Yvette! Maria/Mimi! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?"

"Not the onion soup!"

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

"Ze small hearse with ze small horse."

"Ohhh... my dicky ticker!"

"It is I, Leclerc!"

"Leclerc: It is I, Leclerc, man of a thousand faces!"

"[at the top of her voice] GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!"

"Gid moaning."

"I have a massage from Michelle."

"I was pissing by the door..."

"Take off your clothes."

"You may kiss me!"

"Give me my powerful Gestapo binoculars."

"You vill dress as a woman of the opposite sex"

"(To Edith) You stupid woman!"

"You may wonder what I am doing...."

"Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)"

"Robin Parkinson - Ernest LeClerc"