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April 10, 2026
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"He's on a different level now, how he listens, how he plays records."
"I mean he's probably down in South America, still hanging out. Probably trying to snort up one of the countries, or, I don't know, he's just, I like to think he's still out there."
"Well, denial is a river in Frank, and it runs deep. And his sets were shambolic on times. Clearly, could only be the work of a man who couldn't hear."
"I think he's very special, because no other DJ can do that. I don't know what he was doing, whether he was honing his talents in another direction. He just disappeared from the scene completely. It was really depressing."
"It was massive. Come out of car windows, in the supermarket. Even my grandmother would whistle that tune when I went to see her in the nursing home. Frankie met Sonya when they were on the video shoot to "Rise Again.""
"And did I fuck her? Yeah. Yeah, I fucked her."
"[Being swarmed by bikini clad nubiles in a boat stateroom with Max watching with perverse pleasure] I love you, Max!"
"[In his backyard in his bathrobe] Fucking come on, then! [Coke badger shovels a load of cocaine into his face and he breathes in deeply]"
"[Attempting to perform a set at a club only to have the crowd boo and throw bottles at him, so he then proceeds to throw the mixing equipment off the stage with the crowd cheering and security then wrangles him off] Off! Off! Off! Off! Let go, fuckers! Fuckers! Fucking fuckers!"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are my god. My inspiration, my everything."
"[The Coke Badger arrives to Frankie in bed glossolalicaning] Hi. I'm actually thinking about giving it a bit of a break. Of course I fucking love you. How can you say that? I just think we don't necessarily bring out the best in each other. Not always the best thing for me. It's my problem. It's not your problem. You know what I mean? Why can't we just be mates for a little bit? I could just give you a ring every few weeks, you know? Just make it a little bit more casual. Couldn't we do that? [Coke Badger then ferociously attacks Frankie who then ravenously snorts coke, then they cuddle in bed]"
"Paul Kaye as Frankie Wilde"
"No. Hey, tell him it's like a wasp just stung my clit, yeah. I don't give a fuck if he's religious. Tell him anyway. Fuck him. Bye."
"Well, Frank's system was ingenious, and with the weight of his sight, he proclaims that he began to see a rhythm in everything a pattern in the visual world around him. You know, could see music. Frankie had worked with this all his life and then he realized he was able to piece together those sets that he used to do. And, hey, presto, you know, four to the floor, returneth."
"Tim Plester as Brent Tufford"
"Tame as Music Producer"
"Frank just locks himself up in his room, didn't come out of his villa for a long time. He had this theory he was gonna get his hearing back by having complete silence. He wanted to rest his ears completely. He hired people to bring in supplies for him to the villa. The only accounts we have of Frank during this period come from various drug dealers. He was in a very dark place."
"Steve Oram as Blinky"
"Jason Woliner - a bystander in Australia"
"Luca Nelu - a Kuczek villager"
"Nicoleta Ciobanu - Babuska"
"Marcela Codrea - a Kuczek villager"
"Alin Popa - HueyLewis / Jeffrey Epstein Sagdiyev"
"Miroslav Tolj - Nursultan Tulyakbay"
"Ion Gheorghe - Bilak Sagdiyev"
"Nicolae Gheorghe - Biram Sagdiyev"
"Manuel Vieru - Dr. Yamak (Gypsy Tears)"
"Rita Wilson - herself"
"He's back, and he's not alone."
"Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat Margaret Sagdiyev"
"Wear mask. Save live."
"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"
"Maria Bakalova - Tutar Sagdiyev"
"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"
"We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."
"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."
"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"
"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."
"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."
"A legend returns."
"Dani Popescu - Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev"
"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."
"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."
"[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?"
"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."
"Tom Hanks - himself"
"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."
"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table."
"[eats a french fry and begins to puke in the alleyway] I can't eat solids now. Great. What, I can't sunbathe? I can't watch daytime TV? I can…well I guess I could. M-More than anything, it’s just the chips. That’s my favourite food and I can't eat chips. It's– I don't– It's just– I hate– I’ll say it. I'm over being a vampire now. It's shit, so don't…don't believe the hype."
"At the start I was like 'Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!