Military Comedy Films

"Dick Foran — Dynamite Dugan"

"Billy Lenhart — Butch"

"You'll Boogie-Woogie to: "We're In The Navy" - "Hula-Ba-Luau" - "Gimme Some Skin"...and sing and sway to other songsations!"

"They'll torpedo your troubles and blitz your blues...with waves of laughter and a barrage of boogie-woogie!"

"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"

"Lou Costello — Pomeroy Watson"

"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"

"As co-pilots they're co-riots...and you'll roar as they soar in a record-wrecking flight to NEW sky-heights of hilarity!"

"Loring Smith — Maj. Barstow"

"George Lynn - Actor-Adjutant"

"Henry Victor - Capt. Schultz"

"Maude Eburne - Anna"

"Charles Halton - Dobosh"

"If I shouldn't come back, I forgive you what happened between you and Sobinski. But if I come back, it's a different matter."

"Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too."

"Tom Dugan - Bronski"

"Sig Ruman - Col. Ehrhardt"

"Felix Bressart - Greenberg"

"Lionel Atwill - Rawich"

"Stanley Ridges - Professor Alexander Siletsky"

"Anna: What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife."

"Carole Lombard - Maria Tura"

"Jack Benny - Joseph Tura"

"[to her husband] You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you."

"Robert Stack - Lt. Stanislav Sobinski"

"Mitchell Whitfield as Pfc. Mickey Zimmerman"

"Dan Ferro - Spc. Tony Morales"

"John Ortiz - Spc. Luis Clemente"

"Max Casella - Spc. Dino Paparelli"

"Richard Herd - Gen. Tennyson"

"Daryl Mitchell - Pfc. Walter "Wally" T. Holbrook"

"Steve Park - Capt. Moon"

"Debra Jo Rupp - Mrs. Hall"

"John Marshall Jones - Sgt. Henshaw"

"Pamela Adlon - Sgt. Raquel Barbella"

"Austin Pendleton - Maj. Ebersole"

"Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins"

"Steve Martin - MSgt. Ernest "Ernie" Bilko, USA"

"Phil Hartman — Major Colin Thorn, USA"

"Chris Rock - 1st Lt. Oster"

"Dan Aykroyd - Col. John T. Hall, USA"

"[On the phone] Listen, that M2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle is property of the United States Army; I want it back on the post by tonight! We have rules! Rules and regulations! [Turns to light a match on a sign that says "NO SMOKING", then lights a cigarette] I have your rental agreement right here. And if you blow anything up, it's coming out of your deposit! [Hangs up and sighs irritably] Teenagers. So irresponsible!"

"Cathy Silvers - 1st Lt. Monday"

"[talking to Major Thorn over alleged anomalies in Bilko's platoon] You know, for all the differences I've had with Bilko over the years, I have to admit- I've always kind of liked him. The way he kept up the men's morale; the way he'd pretend to cry, when I went on leave. The way- every year, on my birthday- he'd have the men mow my name on the main lawn, with a big heart around it."

"Tige Andrews - Wiley"

"Martin Milner - Shore Patrol Ensign"

"Frank Aletter - Gerhart"

"Phil Carey - Mannion"

"Patrick Wayne - Bookser"

"Ward Bond - Chief Boatswain's Mate Dowdy"