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April 10, 2026
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"Una aventura que está de pocajú (Mexico release)"
"Bob Kaliban as Judge/Police Chief/Mayor"
"Fred Tatasciore as Robot/Gorilla"
"Melissa Disney as Trixie"
"Danny Trejo as Griswald (U.S. version only)"
"Bill Lobley as Officer Dibble"
"Matt Piazzi as Fancy-Fancy"
"Benjamin Diskin as Spook"
"Chris Edgerly as Benny"
"Rob Schneider as Lou Strickland (U.S. version only)"
"Jason Harris Katz as Top Cat/Choo Choo/Brain/Griswald (U.K. version only)/Lou Strickland (U.K. version only)/Big Gus"
"The Cat is back! (UK release)"
"Aquí Hay Gato Encerrado. (Mexico release)"
"Why is his head worth one million dollars and the lives of 21 people?"
"[as he keeps shooting a man he has already killed] Why? Because it feels so goddamn good!"
"Listen. The church cuts off the feet, fingers, any other goddamn thing from the saints, don't they? Well, what the hell? Alfredo's our saint. He's the saint of our money, and I'm gonna borrow a piece of him."
"I've been no place I wanna go back to, that's for damn sure."
"I can smell shit 100 miles away... sometimes closer."
"There ain't nothing sacred about a hole in the ground or the man that's in it. Or you. Or me."
"Don't you look at me with your Goddamn fucking eyes!"
"A double bourbon with a champagne back, none of your tijano bullshit, and fuck off."
"I've killed people... and worse, a whole lot worse."
"You ought to be drunk in Fresno, California. This place is a palace."
"I've been down this road before, and you don't know the way."
"I will pay one million dollars. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!"
"It's got guts."
"Warren Oates - Bennie"
"Isela Vega - Elita"
"Robert Webber - Sappensly"
"Gig Young - Johnny Quill"
"Helmut Dantine - Max"
"Emilio Fernández - El Jefe"
"Kris Kristofferson - the biker"
"Mercedes: [to Vidal] I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!"
"Garcés: [surrounded by men, Mercedes holds the paring knife against her throat] If anyone is going to kill you, I'd rather it be me."
"The say that a long, long time ago, in an underground kingdom, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamt of the human world. She dreamt of the blue sky, the soft breeze and the brilliant sun. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the sunlight blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. The princess forgot who she was, and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness and pain. After years passed, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning..."
"Carmen: The captain has been so good to us... Please, Ofelia, call him father. It's just a word, Ofelia, just a word."
"Forward [to battle]... No fear! This is the only deserving way to die."
"In darkness, there can be light. In misery, there can be beauty. In death, there can be life."
"Ivana Baquero - Ofelia"
"Sergi López - Capitán Vidal"
"Maribel Verdú - Mercedes"
"Doug Jones - Pan/Pale Man"
"Ariadna Gil - Carmen Vidal"
"Álex Angulo - Dr. Ferreiro"
"Manolo Solo - Garcés"
"César Vea - Serrano"
"Roger Casamajor - Pedro"
"We catch one and he turns out to be a stutterer. Fuck! We'll be here all night."
"I choose to be here because I want my son to be born in a new, clean Spain."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!