"Opening: (Mario and Luigi approach a door where Bowser is waiting) Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! Mario: Luigi! Look! (grabs a note on the door) It's from Bowser! (reading) "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can." We gotta find the Princess! Luigi: (to player) And you gotta help us! Mario: (to player) If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

"Approaching fourth hotel: Mario: Get ready to catch her! Luigi: She's not coming down! Mario: (points to sky) She's up there! Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds! (turns to player) I hope we can get rid of them! Get the hint?"

"Approaching sixth hotel: Mario: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!"

"Ah-ha! Here’s the problem: Too many toasters! You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast!""

"Mario Golf!? Should have been called Wario Golf. Eh... still, are you gonna love it!"

"Okey-dokey, look out... FORE!"

"Hurry up already!"

"I've-a been on fire lately, but I hope you'll challenge me!"

"Hey! I adore golf! It seems you do too. Want to play a round of 18?"

"Challenge me? You? I'm the best golfer in the world. I'm not scared!"

"Whack that ball!"

"Hey! Let's all play!"

"Come back here! What's the matter with you? Oh, my trophy!"

"Yay! I'm-a number one! Look, I'm-a dance! I'm-a sing! I'm-a so happy!"

"Raucous rallies... Awesome opponents... And the greatest player ever!"

"I have never seen teamwork as good as yours! You're amazing!"

"Let the match between Mario and [player's character] begin."

"Nintendo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Camelot! Heh heh heh!"

"Cheater...."

"I love you so much... I love you."

"Oh no! Somebody cheated. I CAN'T LOSE!!!"

"Alright, yes, I won! Take that!"

"Here's your Trophy!"

"Hey, are you okay?"

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Wario! I gotta win!"

"So ein Mist!"

"Augh! I don't believe this! I've never lost - not even to my dad!"

"My name is Waluigi! If you want the Mischief Star back, you must name me the Superstar!"

"Please make me the greatest Superstar in the universe!"

"Oh, I missed!"

"I'm-a the party star!"

"Hey, I've-a got it! The Stars will help us end their fight! Let's throw a Mario Party to fill the Star Bank!"

"Hey, stinky!"

"Training is like a road on the horizon with no beginning and no end. Keep training hard, young one."

"Oh, I say! Hello there! It's me, Toadsworth! Yes, yes, let me tell you about what happened recently. You see, Mario and his friends are always busy fighting evil and saving the world and so forth, so I offered him a chance to come on a cruise around the world! Oh ho! Splendid! But in doing so, I apparently made that rogue Bowser somewhat angry."

"Welcome to the Star Carnival!"

"Yahoo! I'm the best!"

"Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's Mario! I've gotta try extra hard!)"

"Oh, Mario! You came to me! You’re so sweet! Thank you!"

"Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after this house, so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?"

"Another letter, duly delivered. A postman's work is never done."

"Rawk out, Great Gonzales! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!! Listen to me, Gonzales! Anybody who's beat me is not allowed to lose!!"

"Are all of you ready? And you there! In front of the TV! You listen up, too!"

"I, Grodus, will build a new world! A perfect, ideal world... Yes. A world made by me, about me, and for me!"

"Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... The man known as Blumiere died long ago. Now there is only Bleck! The Dark Prognosticus's choice to fulfill the prophecy. Nothing more!"

"Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am Dimentio!"