"I have saved a fucking gorilla today, I also talked a very special idiot out of willing himself dead, and now, just because I'm too hairy in some places and too bald in other places, you can't find it in your putrid little heart to want to get to know me sexually? [Laughs sarcastically] What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you? I am magical!"

"(post-credits:) Oh, radda."

"Hello, anybody, hello?"

"Hey hoo cha, birdie bird wa, stinky dinky dinky dinky doo, yeah!!!"

"Stop it, Zouzou. You're suppose to be a watch dog, not a kiss dog! [laughs]"

"Enjoy the moment, Jay. For the future is no longer foretold."

"That's right, Cubix. We're friends. Friends forever."

"Okay. I think it's just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder."

"Please tell me we go home alone with her?"

"(in-credits:) Uh, yeah... okay."

"Everybody who loves Tea Party Land, say "I"! I! Okay, who's up for a crumpet?"

"I'm stuck in a tree!"

"Sometimes change is good. Having a new teacher turned out to be a lot of fun."

"That's the magic of meat!"

"Yeah. This is nice."

"Riley, run!"

"Never mind, I can't wait."

"Ba-a-la-la-la-la."

"Bravo, Batman. Checkmate. Shall we play again?"

"Welcome to Taco Shack. May I take your order?"

"Yup, yup! Let us swim to freedom!"

"[laughing] Yeah."

"Thanks, Dan."

"Sorry, I didn't mean-- I'd take it back! Mmm, charred marshmallow flesh. Whoa! N-n-no! I didn't say that. No, it wasn't me. That wasn't someone, who else? Get off this ship, you're not welcome."

"Mini-muffin?"

"Fine, but don't blame me if dinner is late! I'd like to see you cook a meal in your arms where your legs should be! Maybe I'll go on the Goraldo Show, he'll believe me about the aliens! I can't find my tush!"

"We got the coolest clubhouse."

"You wanted to know how history will remember the Avengers, Iron Man? Well, here's your answer."

"Well, I think you all look perfect."

"Where shall I begin?"

"Yeah, Junior Justice League. Team division."

"We Animal Mechanical can!"

"Mechana can we do it?"

"I am the dirt under your nails, cupcake. Nothing's gonna clean me out."

"Trust me. There's something magical about you too."

"Oh no. It's started. [screaming]"

"I am... I... I think as we are very tired, we should go down to the pond for a drink. Then we'll go back to our nests and burrows and sleep. We can explore our big new park tomorrow. And then we will plan how to live together in perfect peace and harmony. In the true spirits of Farthing Wood."

"Chapter one: how I got my very first pair of glasses…"

"A great run. And until we meet again boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the hammers of justice to fight for decency, and defend the innocent. Goodnight."

"Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

"You, World War Two, what the hell did you do to me?"

"You're coming with me, punk!"

"Affirmative!"

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."

"In all the universe, I never expected to find a family."

"Being Choose Goose is no lark... especially now that I'm turning dark."

"We have since built museums to celebrate the past, and spent decades studying prehistoric lives. And if all this has taught us anything, it is this: no species lasts forever."