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April 10, 2026
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"World domination playlist."
"Hedgehog, it's time to say goodbye to humanity."
"[last words as he falls from his robot to his supposed death] Oh, it's like that? Okay, we're not friends! Later, hater!"
"Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference, but you are being reckless... Pretending to be Batman?"
"Welcome to the new norm!"
"Someone calls an Uber. It's cold in here. Let's turn up the heat."
"[In the Emerald temple's maze, he and Knuckles run from a giant spiked metal ball rolling at them, a la Indiana Jones] I do not want to die like this; it's derivative!"
"[After dodging more booby traps in the Emerald temple's maze] I have solved it: there is a booby trap every seven seco-- [Just as he says 'seconds', a giant axe swings down right in front of Robotnik, just brushing against his mustache, and then imbeds itself into the wall] That was a little early. [Briefly looks down, then exhales with relief] So glad it didn't cut off my...mustache."
"[to the Wachowskis, after Sonic has been transformed into "Super Sonic" by the Chaos Emeralds] Wait! You cannot touch him! The hedgehog holds the power of the Emerald. I am sorry. He is no longer the Sonic you once knew. [Sonic uses his power...to summon a chili dog for him to eat. He then makes two more chili dogs, which land on Knuckles' face] Okay, he is exactly the Sonic you once knew."
"[regarding Sonic] Like a blister, he keeps coming back!"
"[from trailer] Quick stretch, a little snack, and here we go."
"Good morning, Green Hills!"
"Morning, Wade! [Wade: Morning, Sonic!]"
"Papa's got a brand new 'stache!"
"Look, I stopped a robbery! I was a hero! [Tom: No, you put people in danger and that's not what a hero does.] You are supposed to be my friend, stop trying to be my dad."
"[Tails: I got an idea; do you trust me?] Of course not! I literally just met you!"
"I just got goosebumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah?"
"Lee Majdoub — Agent Stone"
"[To Tails] Did your butt just turn into a helicopter?"
"[doing commentary on Sonic and Knuckles' fight] The echidna's taking no prisoners today! Sonic has heart, but will he lose the "quill" to live?"
"[in a police car away from Knuckles; to Tails] I think we lost him. [Knuckles suddenly lands on the car and punches a hole through the roof] We have not lost him, we have definitely not lost him!"
"Krista Alvarez — Agent Faucet"
"[after Sonic hits him with a sand ball] How dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow?! [gets hit with another sand ball] [Sonic: Why did you save me? [prepares to throw another sand ball, but Knuckles throws a bigger sand ball at Sonic]"
"Sonic, taking care of yourself is not what being a hero is all about. It is about taking responsibility for other people. And now, whether you want to hear this or not, you are still just a kid. You got some more growing up to do before you are ready to be a hero. Trust me, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you do not choose that moment. That moment chooses you."
"Porcupine? I am an echidna. Trained since birth in all forms of lethal combat, destined to restore honor to my tribe, and willing to destroy anything that gets in my way. [Stone: Welcome to the team.]"
"You are unskilled, untrained, and unworthy! [Sonic: You forgot one: Unstoppable.]"
"Surrender the compass! You are no match for me. I have been training for this my entire life!"
"Sonic the Hedgehog… you are no match for me."
"[to Sonic] Do I look like I need your power?"
"[hanging off the side of a cliff, sees several of Robotnik's drones pointed at him] You think these machines are a match for me? I will shatter them like the bones of a fallen-! [looks below and sees that the robots have attached themselves to the cliff for him to walk on] Oh, they are stairs."
"Dis... is how I roll."
"I understand nothing of what you just said."
"[referring to Dr. Robotnik] That guy again?"
"Growing up, I did not have any friends. Everyone in my village thought my two tails were weird. [Sonic: Hey, I know that feeling.] But then I saw you, the fastest creature in the galaxy. You were weird too, but you were a legend. That made me think, maybe being weird is not so bad. You inspired me to leave my village, to find you and help you on your mission."
"[Flying inside Robotnik's giant robot] Looks like your fancy robot has a glitch! [Makes multiple holographic images of himself to confuse Robotnik] Is it me? What about me? I am over here! Up top! Down below! Behind you! I am over here! Sorry! Over here! Too slow! Missed me again!"
"[Repeated line] Only Sonic the Hedgehog..."
"That is Knuckles. The last of the Echidnas and the most dangerous warrior in the galaxy. He is obsessed with finding the Master Emerald."
"[to Robotnik] Where did you get that? [Robotnik: [shows him Sonic's quill] From a little blue menace from a planet called Earth. I'd be happy to show you the way.]"
"Ha! A butt-copter!"
"[as Robotnik betrays him] Wait, that was not the deal!"
"Stop saying "groin"!"
"[as Super Sonic] It's over, Eggman."
"[first lines] If these readings are accurate, he's here! I found him! I just hope I am not too late."
"Okay, this is what we are going to do. Step 1: Light taunting. Step 2: I have no idea."
"For a guy named Knuckles, you are really bad at punching. [Knuckles: Surrender the compass! You are no match for me. I have been training for this my entire life!]"
"Water. Why did it have to be water?"
"[from trailer] Name is Tails."
"Gotta go fast."
"Face it: you're never going to get my power. [Knuckles: Do I look like I need your power?]"
"[snowboarding down a snowy slope, Knuckles catching up to him, doing the same] Oh, great. The Winter Soldier!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!