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"[After electrocuting an assassin] Shocking. Positively shocking."
"Donald Grant: The first one won't kill you, nor the second, not even the third â not until you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!"
"You won't be needing this, Old man!"
"Red wine with fish... Well, that should have told me something."
"Vodka Martini. ."
"James Bond was established by Ian Fleming as a white character, played by white actors. Play 003 or 006, but you cannot be 007. A lot of people say we should be allowed to play everything. Donât be ridiculous. If I say I want to play JFK, I should be laughed out of the room."
"Images of cars and highways fill our literature, songs, movies and art, not just in America but worldwide. Books like "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac or "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" by Tom Wolfe were among the first to romanticize driving and road trips. Old blues and early rock songs like "Route 66," "Brand New Cadillac," and "Goin' Mobile" further romanticized cars and highways for the postwar "Baby Boom" generation. Thousands of films and T.V. shows have focused on or predominantly featured cars and car chases: "Rebel Without a Cause," "American Graffiti," "Easy Rider," "Bullet," "The Dukes of Hazzard," the "James Bond" films, and at least half a dozen Burt Reynolds movies. The list goes on... All this pop culture, combined with relentless commercial advertising, has made cars an integral part of our personal identity. We have been taught to equate motor vehicles with wealth, power, romance, rebellion and freedom. Now, everywhere I go in the world, I see cars-millions and millions of cars-in Rome, Guatemala City, Kuala Lumpur, Bombay and Beijing. Everywhere there are huge traffic jams and poor air quality. The number of motor vehicles in the world is growing three times faster than the population."
"Bond isn't going to be downing three or four martinis, and then winning a fight with five guys," Swartzwelder tells Shots. "He might be starting the fights, but he's not winning them." The old saw that every drink kills lots of brain cells isn't true, Swartzwelder says. "But chronic drinking does damage neurons and brain circuits over time," he says. "And there are parts of the brain that you don't want to damage if you're an international spy." First off, chronic alcohol abuse can injure the cerebellum, the brain region involved with coordination, Swartzwelder says. "It allows you to string together a series of athletic movements." "If Bond is pickling his cerebellum on a regular basis, he's not going to be able to learn fight sequences, jump through windows and shoot at the same time or even learn those dance sequences with his girlfriend," he says. The second brain region damaged by years of heavy drinking is the hippocampus, Swartzwelder says. Shaped like a little sea horse, the hippocampus is dedicated to forming new memories. "It is very sensitive to the effects of alcohol," he says. "Bond wouldn't be able to remember all those names, card numbers at poker games or even all his girlfriends' phones numbers if his hippocampus wasn't working correctly. "Believe me," Swartzwelder says. "Bond wouldn't have been doing the things that we he was doing in those movies if he drank as much as the study found."
"Raoul Silva: "Medical evaluation: Failed. Physical evaluation: Failed. Psychological evaluation: Alcohol and substance addiction indicated." Ooh! "Pathological rejection of authority based on unresolved childhood trauma. Subject is not approved for field duty and immediate suspension from service advised." What is this if not betrayal? She sent you after me, knowing you were not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad."
"I was like "What the hell is going on?" and they were like "James Bond is cannot be played by Idris Elba because Idris Elba is a black man and James Bond is white!" I was like "Well, actually, James Bond is a FICTIONAL character and so he can be played by anyone because it is FICTION!" and they were like "Well, when you think about it, James Bond was based on a real man who was white and so he should be played by a real white man!" And I'm like "Well, that just doesn't make sense 'cause, if you think about it, Jesus was technically a black man but he gets played by a white man, so I don't know what your point is, 'cause that's never stopped me from receiving my blessings, I don't know what you're going on about!""
"I wouldnât have changed it from the way I played it. I played it slightly tongue-in-cheek because I never quite believed that James Bond was a spy because everybody knew him, they all knew what he drank. Heâd walk into a bar and it would always be, 'Ah, Commander Bond, martini, shaken not stirred.â Spies are faceless people."
"I tend to forget that I even played James Bond until somebody reminds me. But I am glad I got to share the story."
"I mean the reasons that I wanted to be Bond were simple. I looked up to Sean Connery as an actor, and I thought that I would get laid a lot more. The strange thing is it actually had the opposite effect. Short hair and suits didnât get you laid in the late 1960s. Everyone was wearing bell-bottoms."
"A ritual of the franchise is that all potential Bonds are asked to play the same scene, a moment in From Russia With Love, in which the spy returns to his hotel room to find Tatiana, a Russian agent, waiting for him naked in bed. Craig hated the rigmarole, the sense of following tradition. âI canât believe my own arrogance, really,â he said. But he studied for the part. He went back to Flemingâs novels and found a character quite distinct from the unruffled screen persona of the previous 30 years. The Bond of the books was someone Craig could relate to: cold, messed up, human. âHe is really fucking dark,â he said. In the novel Moonraker (1955), Bond tips a load of speed into his Champagne. âI think itâs more interesting,â Craig told me. âI know we canât have him having amphetamine and speed and doing all these things. But inside, I know Iâm doing that. And I wanted to inform the part and say thatâs what he is. Heâs kind of a fuckup. Because this job would fuck you up.â"
"In 1997, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery had satirized the movies from head to foot, making it harder to play them for laughs. On the morning of 9/11, Broccoli and Wilson were in London, in a script meeting for Die Another Day. It was too late to rewrite the movie, but they sensed that it would be the last of its kind. âWe felt the world has changed and the nature of these films has to change,â Broccoli told me. Two years earlier, after a long legal battle, Eon and MGM Studios had obtained the rights to Casino Royale, Ian Flemingâs first James Bond novel, which was published in 1953. After September 11, the story offered a chance to refresh the franchise, grounding it more strongly in both the original, darker tones of the novels and the new, worrying state of the world. âIt wasnât just recasting the role,â Broccoli said. âIt was a new century and a new era. It felt like we had to redefine.â"
"In Craigâs hands, Bond aged, fell in love, and wept for the first time. He lost the smirk and gained a hinterland. During the same period, Britainâwhich Bond, in some way, always representsâhas experienced extraordinary turmoil and self-doubt, #MeToo has happened, and itâs very unclear who the good guys are anymore. Itâs just possible that Craig smashed Bond in more ways than one. The films can never go back to what they were."
"The films go toe to toe with Marvel: Craigâs Skyfall did around the same box office, $1.1 billion, as Iron Man 3. At the same time, they are weirdly artisanal, bound by tradition, a certain way of doing things. The offices of Eon Productions, which makes the movies, are a short walk from Buckingham Palace. The theme tune hasnât changed for half a century. The stunts are largely real. The scripts are a nightmare. There is a slightly demonic, British conviction that it will all work out in the end. âThere has always been an element that Bond has been on the wing and a prayer,â Sam Mendes, who directed two of Craigâs 007 movies, told me. âIt is not a particularly healthy way to work.â Reckoning with any of this doesnât actually help if youâre the frontman. Craig has spent a lot of his time as James Bond trying not to think at all. While making No Time To Die, he taped some interviews with Broccoli and Wilson about his years in the role. There was a lot that he simply couldnât remember. âStop fucking thinking and just fucking act,â Craig said once, like it was an incantation. âItâs almost that. Because so many things are going on in your head. I mean, if you start thinkingâŚthatâs it. Youâve got to sort of forget. Youâve got to leave your ego.â"
"The real hidden gem of the Bond seriesâ financials lies in the marketing sponsorships it generates. Every major brandâOmega watches, Gillette shavers, Belvedere vodka, Heineken beerâwants to be associated with 007âs prestige. Jacques de Cock, a marketing consultant and lecturer at the London School of Marketing, estimates that the franchise has earned between $4 billion and $5 billion in marketing sponsorships since 1962âs Dr. No. If weâre working from the high end of that projection, that amounts to roughly $208 million per film. For perspective, Skyfallâs entire production budget was $200 million. But that sponsorship money is going to the production companies, not the distributor. Still, that means the cost of each film is practically covered, and then some, long before the actual movie arrives in theaters. For that reason, the James Bond series may never end (there was even talk about a small-screen spin-off when Apple and Amazon were vying for the rights). These days, Hollywood is built on repetitive cash flow (i.e., sequels), but unlike the Star Wars or Harry Potter filmsâwhich earn more on average picture by picture, but only run for eight or nine installmentsâBond is set up to live on ad infinitum."
"I knew a review of the new Bond film would be hopeless, not just because of the hilariously abject plot, but because the franchise has already been dead for three decades. All they can do now is drag up the character, like grave robbers, to mock and degrade with hubris and irony, because they canât invent archetypal characters or stories of their own anymore."
"Alec Trevelyan: Oh please, James, spare me the Freud! I might as well ask if all the vodka martinis ever silence the screams of the men you've killed. Or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the dead ones you failed to protect."
"I think Roger was fine as Bond, but the films had become too much techno-pop and had lost track of their sense of story. I mean, every film seemed to have a villain who had to rule or destroy the world. If you want to believe in the fantasy on screen, then you have to believe in the characters and use them as a stepping-stone to lead you into this fantasy world. That's a demand I made, and Albert Broccoli agreed with me."
"Hopefully, my Bond is not as sexist and misogynistic as [earlier incarnations]."
"Heâs very fucking lonely. Thereâs a great sadness. Heâs fucking these beautiful women but then they leave and itâs ⌠sad. And as a man gets older itâs not a good look. It might be a nice fantasy â thatâs debatable â but the reality, after a couple of months âŚ"
"His is a sort of parody of the character, as it were, so you would go for the laugh or the humour at whatever the cost of the credibility or the reality. I think that's basically the difference."
"I feel that Roger - which I think he may have inherited in part from after Diamonds Are Forever, where they were already getting into that area of too much hardware - that that was more important."
"With James Bond, people are sure there's gonna be a bit of sex, a bit of fun, a bit of action, a bit of drama and it's gonna be a bit of a joyride. My personal choice is From Russia With Love because that's got all the glamour and the locations and the twists and the humor and rather good storytelling, and places like Istanbul. The Bond pictures will continue on, I suppose."
"âImmoral? Iâve never seen him steal anyoneâs wife, anyone elseâs woman, or betray his own; he doesnât have one. He likes women all right, but he never rapes them; itâs they who worm their way into his bed. He kills people, he has to; if he doesnât, theyâll kill him. He abides by no laws, but nor is he protected by the laws that protect others; society does nothing to defend him, he isnât known to society. Heâs rather ignorant, O.K., but he doesnât exactly have the time for reading Joyce. His struggle for survival obliges him to be practical, functional, to reduce everything to the verbs sniff, look, listen, taste, think. His safety depends on this and not on Joyce. He doesnât fight for old people and children, but who said he couldnât? Have you any proof? Your accusations wouldnât be valid in any court of law. Yes, sure, it would be interesting if I spoke badly of Bond. But Iâve got nothing at all against Mr. Bond, and Iâm only too sorry he has to die.â"
"He (Bond) is really a mixture of all that the defenders and the attackers say he is. When I spoke about Bond with (Bond creator, Ian) Fleming, he said that when the character was conceived, Bond was a very simple, straightforward, blunt instrument of the police force, a functionary who would carry out his job rather doggedly. But he also had a lot of idiosyncrasies that were considered snobbishâsuch as a taste for special wines, et cetera. But if you take Bond in the situations that he is constantly involved with, you see that it is a very hard, high, unusual league that he plays in. Therefore he is quite right in having all his senses satisfiedâbe it sex, wine, food or clothesâbecause the job, and he with it, may terminate at any minute. But the virtues that (Kingsley) Amis mentionsâloyalty, honestyâare there, too. Bond doesnât chase married women, for instance. Judged on that level, he comes out rather well."
"Hitherto, whenever Iâve tangled with a beautiful spy, have you noticed what inÂvariably happens? Even if I know the girl is a nasty and dangerous little snake, Iâve still had to kiss her first and kill her later. Thatâs the persona Ian Fleming and the film producers built up for me as James Bond. Every time I see a girl, I have to give. One of my producers, Cubby Broccoli, said to me: âItâs like this, Sean. James Bond is a nut for girls. Even if he hates her, his amorÂous instincts die hard â and she dies soft see?"
"Bond ... James Bond."
"Bond makes his own rules, and thatâs fine as long as youâre not plagued by doubts. But if you areâand most of us areâyouâre sunk. Thatâs why Bond is so attracÂtive to women. By their naÂture theyâre indecisive, so a man who is absolutely sure comes as a godsend."
"Yes, I do identify with him. I too enjoy drinking, women, eating the physical pleasure â smells and tastes living by my senses, being alive. And as far as Bond is concerned, he has no past."
"The only real difficulty I found in playing Bond was that I had to start from scratch. Nobody knew anything about him, after all. Not even Fleming. Does he have parents? Where does he come from? Nobody knows. But we played it for laughs, and people seem to feel it comes off quite well."
"I felt I was caught in a time warp between Roger and Sean. It was a very hard one to grasp the meaning of, for me. The violence was never real, the brute force of the man was never palpable. It was quite tame, and the characterisation didnât have a follow-through of reality, it was surface."
"007 Legends (2012)"
"GoldenEye 007: Reloaded (2010)"
"James Bond 007: Blood Stone (2010)"
"James Bond 007: From Russia with Love (2005)"
"James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing (2003)"
"James Bond 007: Nightfire (2002)"
"No Time To Die (2021)"
"Spectre (2015)"
"Skyfall (2012)"
"Quantum of Solace (2008)"
"Casino Royale (2006)"
"Die Another Day (2002)"
"The World Is Not Enough (1999)"
"Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)"
"GoldenEye (1995)"
"Licence to Kill (1989)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
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