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"Any last words before I eat you?"
"Baaaack up, dancers. Let's show them who we really are."
"Dinner is served. Oof! [breaks a chair] What? I'm big-boned."
"We've really got our work cut out for us. What can a bear like me do in a city like this?"
"[to the three lemmings] Someone's coming. Act natural. [the lemmings start farting] [in disgust] Not THAT natural!"
"Lemming! Look out! [three of the cavies are squished by an elevator, only to a second later remain intact] Waaaait for it... Geez, they don't call this place a concrete jungle for nothing."
"We need to convince people to help you, and I have an idea."
"[to Vera, after Norm roars in his face] Vera, get my lawyer. I'm gonna copyright that roar and make it a new ringtone."
"Bear to be different."
"Luck be a lemming tonight."
"A bear-y funny big-city adventure."
"From the Arctic Circle to Times Square."
"Before he can save the Arctic... he'll need a little help."
"Rob Schneider as Norm"
"Ken Jeong as Mr. Greene"
"Heather Graham as Vera Brightly"
"Maya Kay as Olympia Brightly"
"Colm Meaney as Grandfather"
"Bill Nighy as Socrates"
"Loretta Devine as Tamecia"
"Michael McElhatton (US) and James Corden (UK) as Laurence"
"Gabriel Iglesias as Pablo and Stan"
"Salome Jens as Councilwoman Klubeck"
"Charlie Adler as Forebear"
"G.K. Bowes as Female Tourist"
"Debi Derryberry as Daughter"
"Ben Diskin as Chef Kozawa"
"Keith Ferguson as Human Tourist"
"Jess Harnell as Male Tourist"
"Kate Higgins as Elizabeth"
"Mikey Kelley as Henchman #2"
"Rove McManus as Junior Investor"
"Emily Polydoros as Bratty Girl"
"Eric Price as Caribou #1 and Caribou 2"
"Nick Shakoour as Costumed Bear"
"Max Spitz as Teen Bear #1"
"Janet Varney as Janet"
"Rick D. Wasserman as Henchman #3"
"[about to deliver food to his hungry puppy friends] These are some of the poorest people I know. They're broker than... the Ten Commandments. [laughs] Little joke. Very little."
"Dan Molina (uncredited) - The Hellhound"
"Candy Devine - Vera"
"Anna Manahan - Stella Dallas"
"Godfrey Quigley - Terrier"
"Earleen Carey - Kate"
"Rob Fuller - Earl"
"Ken Page - King Gator"
"Melba Moore - Whippet angel Annabelle"
"Loni Anderson - Flo"
"Charles Nelson Reilly - Killer"
"Vic Tayback - Carface Caruthers"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!