""Yesh basar of, efshar la'asot marak".{"There is chicken meat, you can make a soup".}-Ya'akov, the husband of the owner of the black market, before he gave Alex and his mom a live chicken."

""Geveret, ze meod beyoker"!{"Mrs, it's very expensive"!}-Klara, Alex's mom, doesn't agree at first to pay 2 liras for half a pack of swiss butter."

""Ma ze?? Tze mikan, retze'akh. Ata lo mitbayesh im isha begili?{"What is this?? Get out of here, murderer! Don't you ashame with a woman in my age?"}-Anna, Alex's grandmother, screaming at Faruk after she thought he did something he actually didn't do."

""Nu, eich hashadyim shele? Kmo tapuhim, nahon"?{Well, how are her tits? Like apples, right"?}-Gadi Fishenzon after he let his friend see his sister, Fritzi, showering but it was his father actually who entered the shower."

""Sfatayim shela'kh kmo krokodil"{"?Your lips are like an crocodile"}-Faruk and his sexual fantasy which was actually with a chicken."

""Mi zarak beitza ze?! Huliganim! Hayot"!{Who threw egg this?! Hulligans! Animals"!} The teacher Leonid is screaming in hebraw, a languege he's not so goot at, to find who's blame."

"I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy."

"Will you shut up! I will love you less!"

"This spring, prepare for their excellency."

"Get your quest on."

"Eva Wyrwal - Dwarf Queen"

"John Fricker - Marteetee"

"Noah Huntley - Head Knight"

"Brian Steele - Minotaur"

"Charles Dance - King Tallious"

"Damian Lewis - Boremont"

"Rasmus Hardiker - Courtney"

"Natalie Portman - Isabel"

"James Franco - Fabious"

"Toby Jones - Julie"

"Best. Quest. Ever."

"Justin Theroux - Leezar"

"Danny McBrde - Thadeous"

"Zooey Deschanel - Belladonna"

"The only thing those tits will trap will be my warm spray."

"Guess what, I despise you. You're a bully and a whore."

"That thing [Julie] is a dickless traitor."

"Some balls you have Simon, showing yourself to me. No matter what you say, we'll never be friends because I hate mechanical inventions. And you know this."

"Eugh. Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon. That's fucking disgusting."

"Ew. Julie has no dick."

"Please, these allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. It was more or less just heavy petting with a brief moment of penetration."

"May we take pause for one moment? Look at courtney's new haircut, doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? It's hilarious."

"I don't like this. Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me. [laughs] No! Never triangle face! I hate triangle face! It scares me."